Archive for October, 2009

The Exquisite Luxury Of The Temporary Casino

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Indiana or The Riviera? Oh, no, wait: That is definitely Indiana. As you probably know, the failure of local democracy known as Sugarhouse recently broke ground, and it’s looking like Foxwoods, its just-as-evil twin, is also considering fast-tracking a “temporary casino.” What, you ask, is a “temporary casino?” To some, it’s a big tent where [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: What’s All The Hub Bub, Bub?

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

· The Once-Over: Koo Zee Doo · Hub Bub The Love Bug · Behold, The Nectar Of The Gods: Kombucha Wonder Drink All this and more, on Phoodie.info, the new food and drink blog from Philebrity.

Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To See Let It Be Friday Night At Secret Cinema!

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Let It Be, of course, was the last film made by The Beatles, while the group was simultaneously crumbling and recording the Let It Be album. When it was released in 1970, it was basically panned, as the entire world was still pretty dickhurt about the Fab Four breaking up, Yoko Ono in general, and [...]

Readers Photoshop Pt. II: ALL-CHOOCH, ALL THE TIME

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Courtesy Phileb reader Bernfiremon: Meanwhile, Camille has this to, er, “say”: Um, yeah! Well, we suppose it’s on now. Send your Phillies Photoshops to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Readers Photoshop: The TBS Taco

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

I used to love it when I was a little kid and we’d all go out to Sesame Place and get trapped in that room that was nothing but BLACK TACOS that we could all play in. Well, we suppose it’s on now. Send your Phillies Photoshops to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Noontime Nuggetz: Dr. Shock Presents Horror Theater!

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

None other than Rodney Anonymous posted this in the comments on yesterday’s Noontime Nugget of Stella from Saturday Night Dead, noting that Dr. Shock was in fact Philly’s O.G. late-night horror host. In other news, we have since heard from Stella herself, actress Karen Scioli. All next week, we’ll be doing Halloween stuff — look [...]

Inky Now Obviously Not Caring Whether It Goes Out Of Business Or Not

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Or at least that’s the conclusion we draw from this email blast sent out, offering two weeks’ free subscription to its “Online Replica Edition” which, in case you did not know, is totally going to save the environment and one day, your children’s children will turn to your digitized soulscreen on the mantle and thank [...]

In The Same Parallel Universe Where Dewey Defeated Truman, So Too Did The Dodgers Trounce The Phils Last Night

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Or something like that. Just remember: For Bud Selig and Major League Baseball, these days, all baseball is fantasy baseball. As witnessed by last night’s whoopsie MLB.com front page. Black taco.

Unexpected Fallout From New 311 Call System: City Council Now Rendered Pretty Much Useless

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Up until about nine months ago, if some asshole left a couch on your street or the gutters were overflowing or the trash men decided they didn’t like your trash, there was pretty much only one thing to do: Call your Philadelphia City Council rep, act like you voted for them even if you didn’t, [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Psychic Powers Are Apparently Useless In Preventing Graffiti, Bankruptcy

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Aw man. This Economy. This Pyschic Economy. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Fun Fact: The Song In That Travelers Insurance Commercial They Keep Showing During The Playoffs Features Local Boy Langhorne Slim

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

It took us forever to put it together, but it’s true: The voice behind Travelers Insurance‘s “Drifters” campaign (as seen above) is none other than Langhorne Slim (government name: Sean Scolnick), born and raised, of course, in Langhorne and then New Hope. The track in the ad, “Worries,” is off Slim’s eponymous third album; you [...]

R.I.P.: TLA Video South Street Store, 1985-2009

Monday, October 19th, 2009

It might not be the most surprising news ever, but it’s still a major bummer: The TLA Video store at 517 South 4th Street, which for 24 years has been flipping indie, foreign and other movies and helping to blow/inspire God only knows how many young (and old) minds, closed today. (But it’s not forever, [...]

Readers Photoshop/Dept. Of Mashed-Up Memes: Balloon Boy Rides The Black Taco

Monday, October 19th, 2009

You know, it’s been a rough week, what with the outages last week and everything, but we gotta say: When you open up your email and see that a Philebrity reader took the time to photoshop BALLOON BOY RIDING A GREAT BLACK TACO IN THE SKY, it makes it all worthwhile. You people rule.

Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To See The Dirty Projectors On Wednesday At The Troc

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Hands up who likes The Dirty Projectors! Since the release earlier this year of the band’s magnum opus, Bitte Orca, there’s been a lot of folks raising their hands. And you know how this goes: The Dirty Projectors play The Trocadero on Wednesday night, and we’ve got tickets and copies of Bitte Orca to share. [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: It’s Stella, That Maneater From Manayunk!

Monday, October 19th, 2009

All this zombie talk (see first post today) got us thinking about Philly’s O.G. fangbanger, Stella from Saturday Night Dead. Here then, is something you’ve probably not seen in years: The SND intro as it aired, week after week from 1984 through 1990. Man, get a load of that set. I’m talking about the staging. [...]

From the Desk Of K-Fai Steele: An Ethnographic Study Of The Juggalo, And The Insidious World Of The ICP Brand

Monday, October 19th, 2009

In case you need a refresher, Insane Clown Posse is a horrorcore-rap duo from Detroit who reached their peak of success in the late 1990s. You may not remember them for their hits, such as “Santa’s A Fat Bitch” and “Fuck the World,” but you certainly will remember them for their fanbase: Juggalos and Juggalettes. [...]

Spielberg Stumps For Arts Funding At Liberty Medal Ceremony

Monday, October 19th, 2009

As you may have known, Steven Spielberg is the 2009 Liberty Medal Recipient, and was awarded his medal by none other than President (and previous Liberty Medal recipient) Bill Clinton last Thursday. Both men hugged Whoopie Goldberg. Both men also probably wondered who exactly Michael Nutter was. (No worries, guys, we’re still trying to figure [...]

We Have To Admit, When You Said “Obamasickle,” This Was Not The First Thing That Came To Mind

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Oh, PA Republicans! We see what you did there: You put a hammer and sickle into Obama’s name! You know, BECAUSE HE’S A COMMUNIST! So funny. But on the real: Fuck every last one of you. Will Bunch traces the genesis of this ad, first seen on GrassRootsPA.com, which is kind of like Drudge for [...]

And Now, Your Insane-o Morning Phillies Wrap-Up: We Are All Made Of Black Tacos

Monday, October 19th, 2009

My God, there is so much to talk about, we don’t even know where to begin!

Zombie People, Please Just Shut The Hell Up Already

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Quick: Which is the more annoying handed-down-to-goths-and-cat-ladies pop culture meme of the moment: Vampires or zombies? You can’t answer, can you? Well, we’ll go out on a limb and say it’s the zombies. (At least the vampires are kind of sexy, but please cat ladies, don’t get it twisted: Wrapping up all of your sexual [...]