Lawyers Now Making World Series Bets Between Cities Entirely Too Complicated

hutz_pointingFrom a press release economically titled, “INSPIRED BY THEIR RESPECTIVE MAYORS, NEW YORK CITY CORPORATION COUNSEL AND PHILADELPHIA CITY SOLICITOR BET ON WORLD SERIES”:

Whichever team loses, the chief legal official from the losing city will travel to the other city, along with a team of leading attorneys and staff.
The friendly exchange will take place before June 2010.
Members of the visiting legal team will volunteer in every borough (in New York City) or county (in Philadelphia) to ensure that their presence is appreciated by the entire city – and their inspiration is widespread.
The volunteer efforts will include moot court/mock trial events, as well as career chats with school children by the losing city’s legal team, including the losing city’s chief legal officer.
The visiting team will don the winning city’s sports jerseys during the visit.
The officials from both cities are using it as an opportunity to promote pro bono work among their respective city and state bar associations – especially with this being “National Pro Bono Week.” (According to this week’s New York Law Journal, Michael Getnick, the President of the New York State Bar Association, announced that his group was “joining the American Bar Association and local bar associations…in celebrating the first-ever National Pro Bono Week [through] Oct. 31st.”)

This afternoon’s bet was inspired by an agreement announced yesterday between Mayor Nutter and Mayor Bloomberg. The joint Philadelphia-New York City press release issued from City Hall in New York yesterday afternoon noted that this was “the first-of-its kind wager on the World Series between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies.” It continued, “The losing mayor will travel to the winning city to join the winning mayor in a volunteer service project, while wearing a jersey from the winning team.”

Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those “career chats.”

5 Responses to “Lawyers Now Making World Series Bets Between Cities Entirely Too Complicated”

  1. amc4232 Says:

    The mayors’ volunteer bet is actually a hell of a lot better than the usual crate of delicious cheesesteaks for whatever the hell it is they eat in New York. Bagels, I guess.

  2. peterc Says:

    A quick survey of bets:

    Cardinal Rigali (cheesesteaks) vs NY Archbishop Timothy Dolan (bagels).

    4th district Councilman Curtis Jones (cheesesteaks) vs 4th district New York councilman Daniel Garodnick (cheesecakes).

    Governor Rendell v Governor Paterson (staff vacations in losing city.

    PA Senators Arlen Spector and Bob Casey (Philly cheesesteaks) v NY Senators Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand (NY cheesesteaks).

    Plus the mayors’ public-service thing.

    C’mon, Philebrity, put some Black Tacos on the line with Gawker!

  3. barryg Says:

    Right on with the Black Taco bet. Or get Cantina/Dos Segundos to mix up some special tortilla and jack sauce that doesn’t suck.

    Also what is every county in Philadelphia? We only have one, unless they meant the metro area.

  4. emmkay Says:

    Right on with the Cantina team making a black taco out of something that would cause it to be black for a reason… black beans or huitlacoche, for example. Right now, it is likely a regular lame taco with black dye #12.

    Still a great ad though.

  5. Brian Howard Says:

    Let me chime in in support of this Gawker/Philebrity black taco bet. Make it happen, JS.

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