Inky — Or “The Decliner” — Now The Poster Child For Dwindling Circulation
Oh no you di-int, The Economist! In a charticle posted earlier this week about the continuing poor circulation of the American city newspaper, the Inquirer very obviously served as the thing in the box that no one is picking up, even though they graciously embellished the side of the honor box with the non-brand The Decliner. The Decliner, you say? It actually has a nice ring to it; this is the best name yet for our proposed broadsheet. Somewhere, Lockfist Blowhard is smiling but alas; pigs are not flying.
October 29th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Real Americans are sick of big city newspapers with their scumbag left wing journalists trying to cram their Marxist agenda down our throats. Mainstream TV news is losing viewership for the same reasons.
Take heart Commies, Obama has expressed interest in nationalizing the print media.
October 29th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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You are aware that the Inquirer is owned by Republicans, right? And that Fox TV and is mainstream news, right?
October 29th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Fox is not considered mainstream by the “mainstream media”
The Inquirer is staffed by left wing scum that have been entrenched since the Annenberg days
October 29th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Obama said he’d “be happy to look at” bills before congress regarding assistance to newspapers. He didn’t utter the word “nationalization.” And this response, if you are unfamiliar with how politicians talk, is not expressing interest, it is expressing absolutely nothing.
Which I suppose why you hate newspapers: they tend to contain all these inconvenient facts that interfere with your fugue state.
October 29th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
re: Real Americans are sick of big city newspapers
Not Sarah Palin. She “reads, uh, like all of them ya know.”