50 Cent to Complete Bensalem-Is-The-Ass-of-the-World Week
Not only does Bensalem boast the HQ of notorious Susan Finkelstein and the lameass donut-eaters who, uh, “stung” her, now they are being given the opportunity to bask in the glow of other headline news: 50 cent will be screening his directorial debut, Before I Self-Destruct at the AMC Neshaminy 24 on November 3 at 8:30PM. The film, written, directed, and starring 50 cent tells the story of an inner city youth who begins a life of crime to support his younger brother after their mother is tragically gunned down. It’s like one of those R. Kelly movies, minus the fun.
October 29th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Actually, Susan Finkelstein lives in the 900 block of S. St. Bernard St., two blocks from me in W. Philly. At least that’s what Vern said when he reported live from outside her house. The sleazy Bensalem police lured her to their disgusting excuse for a suburb and arrested her there to get some cheap press.