Update: Lock Up Your Third-Rate South Philly Indie Bands And Don’t Tell Hipster Penn Kids — The Hipster Grifter Is Out Of Jail Next Month!

hgDoesn’t it seem like a gagillion years ago that Kari Farrell, The Hipster Grifter, permeated our thoughts and actions and THE VERY AIR THAT WE BREATHE? Time truly does fly when you’re making Black Taco photoshops. Anyway, Kari wrote a hundred-kinds-of-kiss-assy letter to Animal NY, and, well, here’s the bad news: She could be out of jail as early as next month. Here’s the good news: If the letter is anything to go by, she has every intention of going back to New York, where she will serve as the heart-shaped dot on the “I” and flourish-y cross on the “T” on New York’s Saddest, Least Interesting Epoch On Its Entire History. Have fun with that, Brooklyn!

2 Responses to “Update: Lock Up Your Third-Rate South Philly Indie Bands And Don’t Tell Hipster Penn Kids — The Hipster Grifter Is Out Of Jail Next Month!”

  1. ride1076 Says:

    She should move to Colorado and be the Heene’s nanny.

  2. expat attack Says:

    Oh Hipster Grifter…..we were so young back then, so innocent.

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