And Now, Joey Sweeney’s Unfinished Thoughts On That “Philly Irish” Bumper Sticker He Keeps Seeing All Over The Place

IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER? REALLY? THEN WHY BOTHER LIVING? Because, look: I’m not a self-hating McDago. I love that one side of my lineage has imbued me with an iron liver and a love for literature, while the other knows what gravy is and how good hugs can be, and that they both unite over a shared love for personal shame. I love those things, all of them. But do you mean to tell me that there is NOTHING ON THIS EARTH THAT IS BETTER THAN PHILLY IRISH? That there is nothing better than having whole chunks of your family not speak with each other over years-old bullshit? That there is nothing better than EVERYBODY talking shit on EVERYBODY ELSE? That there is nothing better than COMPLETELY MISINTERPRETING “IRISH” FOR WHAT IS REALLY ENGLISH SOCCER HOOLIGANISM? There is NOTHING BETTER? NOTHING?
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October 15th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
i can’t imagine seeing this sticker anywhere other than on a car owned by someone from the northeast
October 15th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I wouldn’t be surprised if The Shamrock at 2nd and Reed was behind this.
October 15th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
so where can i get one? i want to start throwing them off their game.
October 15th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
>>having whole chunks of your family not speak with each other over years-old bullshit
ha–I thought that was just MY family.
October 15th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Not entirely related, but if anyone knows where I can get a Chirish, Irietnamese, or Gervietirnese flag, please holler at me.
October 15th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
re: Chirish, Irietnamese, or Gervietirnese
Sweet or if you’re male, um, hey dude.
October 15th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
“McDago”
Thank you for this term. I will be stealing it for future self-reference.
October 15th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
@the_ill or 2 street, definitely 2 street
October 15th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
@the_ill– What does that even mean?