And Now, Joey Sweeney’s Unfinished Thoughts On That “Philly Irish” Bumper Sticker He Keeps Seeing All Over The Place

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IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER? REALLY? THEN WHY BOTHER LIVING? Because, look: I’m not a self-hating McDago. I love that one side of my lineage has imbued me with an iron liver and a love for literature, while the other knows what gravy is and how good hugs can be, and that they both unite over a shared love for personal shame. I love those things, all of them. But do you mean to tell me that there is NOTHING ON THIS EARTH THAT IS BETTER THAN PHILLY IRISH? That there is nothing better than having whole chunks of your family not speak with each other over years-old bullshit? That there is nothing better than EVERYBODY talking shit on EVERYBODY ELSE? That there is nothing better than COMPLETELY MISINTERPRETING “IRISH” FOR WHAT IS REALLY ENGLISH SOCCER HOOLIGANISM? There is NOTHING BETTER? NOTHING?

Ok, just checking.

9 Responses to “And Now, Joey Sweeney’s Unfinished Thoughts On That “Philly Irish” Bumper Sticker He Keeps Seeing All Over The Place”

  1. the_ill Says:

    i can’t imagine seeing this sticker anywhere other than on a car owned by someone from the northeast

  2. Sugar Town Says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if The Shamrock at 2nd and Reed was behind this.

  3. jim Says:

    so where can i get one? i want to start throwing them off their game.

  4. lutton Says:

    >>having whole chunks of your family not speak with each other over years-old bullshit

    ha–I thought that was just MY family.

  5. ride1076 Says:

    Not entirely related, but if anyone knows where I can get a Chirish, Irietnamese, or Gervietirnese flag, please holler at me.

  6. Allan Smithee Says:

    re: Chirish, Irietnamese, or Gervietirnese

    Sweet or if you’re male, um, hey dude.

  7. ResIpsaLoquitur Says:

    “McDago”

    Thank you for this term. I will be stealing it for future self-reference.

  8. julia Says:

    @the_ill or 2 street, definitely 2 street

  9. MikeOfMayfair Says:

    @the_ill– What does that even mean?

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