This Evening: It’s Tiesto’s World, We Just _______ In It
THE FUTURE!
>>> Tiesto, doncha know, is pretty much the biggest DJ in the world. Whole swaths of the former Soviet Union feature his patented TiestoBurger® restaurants, where customers can enjoy the finest beef Russia has to offer in an upscale, progressive-house music setting; in the Cayman Islands, the First Unified Church Of Tiesto has bravely thwarted savage militants; and in Peru, “Tiesto” has been the most popular baby name for four years running. Actually, none of that is true, but he is playing the Electric Factory at midnight. It’s gonna be like date rape for your ears.
>>> But if you wanna get heavy, Om (pronounced “Om”) and Six Organs Of Admittance are playing Johnny Brenda’s; Pink Skull and Bear In Heaven play a free show at Kung Fu Necktie; and, if you’ve got some spare cash lying around, make it rain for the Philagrafika Benefit. 2010 is closer than you think!
October 15th, 2009 at 9:27 am
“It’s gonna be like date rape for your ears.”
HA! I made this exact same comment when asked about a DJ’s sample I’d heard of the music he spins at L’Etage during the week. Bad touch.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Oh, on second thought, what I said was “It felt like my ears were being rufied.” Similar concept though.