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The Continuing Adventures Of PA’s Most Famous Couple: Kate Gosselin Threatens Jon With Contempt Of Court, Philebs Looks Into Whether Or Not “Contempt Of Human Hair” Is A Real Thing

gossHere’s the latest in your Jon & Kate never-stop-punching-myself-in-the-face news: Jon Gosselin apparently emptied the family bank account so he could spend it all on Ed Hardy underoos. Then, Kate went on the Today show and complained how she’s only got $1,000 and the kids are angry and the biting and the hurting and the metal teeth that will not discontinue. So Kate is trying to have her lawyers throw the book at Jon; meanwhile, Jon says that he desperately wants TLC to discontinue any filming of the Gosselin kids, a demand which, given the circus that these to jackanapes are leading right now, is not actually a bad idea. They’re pretty much the only sympathetic characters in all of this. But really. I would pay $80 out of my own pocket right now to never see Kate’s hair ever again. It is like a reserve of bad energy and the ghosts of dead dolls.

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This entry was posted on Monday, October 5th, 2009 at 1:04 pm.

4 Responses to “The Continuing Adventures Of PA’s Most Famous Couple: Kate Gosselin Threatens Jon With Contempt Of Court, Philebs Looks Into Whether Or Not “Contempt Of Human Hair” Is A Real Thing”

  1. gtownradioboy Says:
    October 5th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Just had to google who is Ed Hardy. Wow. I had no idea.

  2. jack. Says:
    October 5th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    i beleive author meant Ed Hardy clothing- not the Sailor tat legend.

  3. ride1076 Says:
    October 5th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    Check it: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/04/13/124-hating-people-who-wear-ed-hardy/

  4. gtownradioboy Says:
    October 5th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    I was looking at the clothes. Not pretty. Ed Hardy is a real guy, too?

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