Philly’s Annoying ATV Cult Quickly Morphing Into Philly’s Annoying ATV Death Cult

atvATVs have become an increasing menace in Philadelphia. You can feel about these the same way you feel about people carrying handguns on the street: How the hell did it even begin? At 5:30PM on Tuesday night in West Philly (39th and Poplar), a twenty-two-year-old rider was clipped by a van and lost control of his ATV. He spun into a fence before slamming into a building, and was pronounced dead later at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania. Ok, yes, these things are fun to ride (even the French love them). but for some reason, in Philadelphia, ATV riders have grown to be reckless and at times, a menace.

Philadelphia Police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore confirmed that ATVs on the street are, indeed, illegal: “When we are safely able to stop them, we confiscate them. The problem is safely stopping them. A lot of these things take off, and they can go down narrow alleys, on sidewalks, the wrong way on streets. The only thing pursuing them does is create more of a hazard.”

Accidents aren’t the worst ATV-related incidents that have occurred in recent Philadelphia news. On Monday, September 14th, in Kensington (Hurley and Ontario), a driver in a Mercury Sable encountered a group of eight to ten ATV riders who were blocking a road. He shouted and honked at them to move, which lead to an argument (naturally), but the incident took a horrific, unnatural turn: The ATV riders began to throw objects at the twenty-nine-year-old driver and began to chase his car as he drove away. The driver crashed into several parked vehicles and began to flee the scene on foot. The ATV riders proceeded to chase him, knock him down, and run over his body several times. So far, no arrests have been made, and no suspects have been apprehended. The driver remains in critical condition at Temple University Hospital.

6 Responses to “Philly’s Annoying ATV Cult Quickly Morphing Into Philly’s Annoying ATV Death Cult”

  1. Tvox Says:

    I was driving up I-76 two weeks ago and saw (thankfully for me, on the other side of the highway) four dudes in ATV’s, no helmets, popping extended wheelies at 60 mph in traffic. Yikes.

  2. Larry Says:

    Take out the word “annoying” with either “illegal” or “stupid”, and you’ve perfectly summed up the situation.

  3. lord_whimsy Says:

    There’s a reason I always take a large walking stick with me on solo treks into the Pine Barrens. Efforts to flush the ATV idiots out of certain protected areas have been pretty successful of late: some bridges have been disabled for this reason. Just have to work on the off-road truck punks, now. Some hunters are helping to fight them, too.

  4. Dr. Ward Says:

    Ordinarily I don’t go in for reactionary, instantaneous styles of law enforcement, but I think a shoot on sight order would be an effective means of curbing these types of incidents.

  5. Nate Says:

    The motorcyclists in certain parts of the city are nearly as bad, in my experiences (which admittedly, are a couple years out of date at this point). I actually saw a guy die once on one near 2nd and Spring Garden.

  6. hallpass Says:

    What’s amazing is they use the periphery of the airport down by Island Avenue and Hog Island Road as an ATV and dirtbike playground.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/runway27r/3938784575/

    With all the federal land down there, it’s a wonder the Department of Homeland Security hasn’t rounded ‘em up.

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