So, Jon Gosselin finally got his wishes: To never have to look that curious mane in the eye in the boudoir ever again, to never have to be on camera with his kids again, and to live the life of an Ed Hardy-clad douche somewhere other than the town he went to high school in. (When we put it that way, he really does sound like a sensible human being. Well, minus the Ed Hardy part, too, but come on: Dude’s a hick set wild in the Big City. Ed Hardy represents, to Jon’s feeble mind, Big City Talk.) So, yeah: Jon & Kate Plus 8 is now Kate Plus 8, at least for the time being, until Kate’s talk show debuts — a program which, not for nothing, we already feel like punching in its stupid face. For his part, Jon is enjoying his life out of the camera’s eye by… thinking of new reality shows to pitch. Will these people ever run out of ways to make us proud? I don’t think so.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 at 3:19 pm.