Hey, remember me?

A few months back I told you we were done. History. Gone the way of the dodo. I lied. I never left. Well, that’s not true either. I went away for about 5 days, ok, maybe 2, but you get the point. We can play catch up later, but here’s the pressing matter: I have an extra ticket to the live performance by the It’ Always Sunny in Philadelphia cast tonight and no one, I mean absolutely no one, to go with. You wouldn’t think it possible, but it’s true.

So I was kinda, sorta hoping you might help me out.

Do you know anyone that wants to go?

I saw your post about people clamoring for these tickets and thought, hey, maybe I could help someone out (Ok, well first I thought maybe I could find a date via Philebrity, but then I realized how entirely creepy and weird that might seem, and well, I am not creepy or weird, just completely uncool by evidence of this email). So come one, come all, I just don’t want this seat to go to waste. It’s probably too late, but it’s worth a shot.

Anyway, besides the ticket I can promise the person a decently funny story about how I might be buying a 1979 RV from some guy in Fishtown. Oh, and the ticket is free too, my buddy that dropped out already paid me for it. So really, why wouldn’t someone want to go?

Ok, so maybe this is the worst idea ever to ask you, considering you know nothing about me, but it might be the coolest thing I do for a while (except buying that RV, of course). Let me know if you have anyone interested. If not, it’s cool, I will explain why I came back to you soon and beg for forgiveness.

Philebrity: It’s so much like herpes, it might as well be herpes. HOWEVER, the first person who sends us their Facebook profile (so we can prove to Johnny here that you are a real person) to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com gets this once-in-a-lifetime hookup. Go!

UPDATE: We have matched Dear John with another Philebrity reader! We are dying to see how this goes.

This entry was posted on Thursday, September 17th, 2009 at 6:03 pm.