Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once: Jayson Werth + Paul Rudd = BFF’s

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Monday night, a friend and I decided to head over to Jose Garces’ Village Whiskey. While we were enjoying our lovely meal, we notice that we were in fact sharing oxygen with the hotness that is Jayson Werth (even in an unfortunate Ed Hardy hat). After we finished hyperventilating, we also notice that his dinner partner that evening happened to be none other than Paul Rudd. Suffice to say, our Monday night just got more interesting.

OK, sure, but here’s the thing: Is seeing Paul Rudd around town even interesting anymore? Because we’re at the point where we’re ready to declare a Paul Rudd embargo. A Ruddbargo. Because the dude is everywhere, he’s obviously craving the attention — unhealthy, Paul, get thee to a therapist — and more than anything else, it’s just not fair to Tony Danza. As for Werth, yes, you’re awesome, but real talk: Do you have a 13-year-old boy as a personal stylist? For cripes sake, man. Ed Hardy? And that thing on your face? You’re lucky you rule, that’s all I’m saying.

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9 Responses to “Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once: Jayson Werth + Paul Rudd = BFF’s”

  1. ride1076 Says:

    I’m ready to declare Ruddbargo simply because homeboy seems to lack imagination and adventure. Why hasn’t he been spotted at the New Wave in Port Richmond, slurping some borscht? Or at PYT getting brainfreeze from a Jack Rabbit Slim milkshake? Has no one clued this guy into the West Philly gem, Marigold Kitchen? No, for him it’s just a big plate of Starr with a side of Garces. BO-RING.

  2. phillychick Says:

    First off ride, Marigold Kitchen isn’t even open anymore, so your obviously no expert on the whats what in Philly.

    Second off why would anyone with a dime in their pocket choose to head to a dump like Port Richmond or take their life in their hands to go somewhere in West Philly?

    I’m would prefer visiting celebrities stick to the one decent neighborhood in Philly, RITTENHOUSE, so that they don’t go back and tell everyone that Philly does fit its stereotype.

  3. ride1076 Says:

    Jesus. I’m joking around. Why are you taking this so seriously?

  4. ride1076 Says:

    Also, you have no idea what the hell YOUR’RE talking about.

  5. ultraval Says:

    sorry phillychick, but marigold is wide open. come on over! fuck rittenhouse. some of us have bills to pay.

  6. ultraval Says:

    altho “take their life in their hands” to go to west philly did give me a hearty laff.

  7. lib Says:

    phillychick is specifically wrong when she says that Marigold Kitchen isn’t open anymore. It IS open, and it IS awesome –the chef being Robert Halpern. See for yourself: http://marigoldkitchenbyob.com/ – try the pork belly, it’s phenomenal.

  8. Patricio Says:

    Phillychick is one dumb tool. Sorry had to say it.

    Oh and to ride1076, you wouldn’t want Paul Rudd to order any food with his Jack Rabbit Slim milkshake. Unless of course you want him to have food poisoning. Did I just say that?

  9. Patricio Says:

    Why have Philly in your name if you’re gonna dog 95% of the city?
    It is pretty obvious she should change her name to Negadelphianchick. Many celebrities love Philly just fine and actually tread out of Rittenhouse. End your lame insecurities of OUR city.

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