Good morning, class! Welcome to The First Day Of School For Adults. Here, you will learn all kinds of things you thought you already knew — and indeed, you might have, but look what good it did you — so we’re here, today, to try and learn it all again. Please make sure your pencils are sharpened, and your textbooks are opened to chapter one. If nothing else, the first lesson goes, it’s good to at least look like you know what you’re doing. Now let’s get to work!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 at 10:32 am.