No, Really: Now Will You Believe Us When We Tell You How Heidi Hamels Is Ruining Everything Beautiful That Was Once Cole Hamels?

Words can barely do justice to this ad for The Residences At Two Liberty Place, in the current issue of PhillyMag. First off, is Heidi really pimpin’ that baby bump for rent credits? (Sheesh, and to think people got all bent out of shape when we took a free ride in an Infiniti.) Secondly… Mommy is orange. Thirdly, Cole. God, Cole. Someone help him. This cannot go on.
UPDATE: But wait, there’s more!

Ahhh! OK, now this is officially creepy. The “random children playing in the Hamels’ bed” make it so.





