Readers’ Challenge! Can We Get Some Dionne Warwick Up In Vince Fumo’s Going-To-Jail Party, Please?


So, our buddy Brian Hickey went ahead and showed up to document the fine specimens of humanity attending Vince Fumo‘s going-away party in South Philly last night. He shot a bunch of video — above is Joey Vento, making the skin crawl like it’s made of worms — and whilst watching them, we had an idea: Can one of you make a mash-up of these clips and dub in “That’s What Friends Are For?” Because when we see these, all we want to do is keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can always count on Philadelphia to be the most fucked-up place in the universe. That’s what friends are for.