According to our tipster — note: it’s not the Arthur Kade Dirty Glass Girl, though we really do need to check in with her to see how things worked out — Owen Wilson and Wayne Rogers both dined at Parc on Rittenhouse Square last night, though not together. That is all. But as we started photoshopping the pair together, it got us to thinking: These two should star in a Wes Anderson picture together, wherein it turns out that Eli Cash from The Royal Tenenbaums, after a lengthy stint in rehab, decides to find his long-lost father, only to find out that it’s Trapper John! And that the “aunt” that raised Eli was actually his adopted mother and that, IN FACT, Eli is the love child of Hot Lips Houlihan and Trapper John. They hid the pregnancy and whisked the baby off to the U.S. Consulate in Korea because they were afraid that Alan Alda would kill himself if he ever found out. What, you don’t like that? You’re reading an item about Eli Cash and Trapper John eating at Parc. You get what you pay for, bub.

Do you know of Someone Famous Who Went Somewhere Once in Philadelphia? We don’t care, but we’ll humor you. Send your tips and pics to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This entry was posted on Thursday, August 6th, 2009 at 12:10 pm.