Readers Cameraphone: Virgin Mary Hiding Out In Local New Media Shop (‘Cause That’s Where All Virgins Hide)
This here is a likeness of the Sweet Mudder O’Gawd, the Virgin Mary herself, holding a heart and keeping vigilant watch over the entrance to the Old City media outift that employs me. If you help me lure tourists to this holy miracle, I’ll be happy to split the donations with you 80/20, and the rest I’ll donate to charity.
We’ll be damned: It really does look like Our Lady Of The Place Where We Hide The Vodka. No, really: We will be damned.
Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.
