Archive for July, 2009

Happy Friday, Everybody! The City Of Philadelphia Is Broke!

Friday, July 17th, 2009

What do Sarah Palin and the City of Philadelphia now have in common? They both like to drop utterly batshit news on you on a Friday afternoon when they think you’re not looking. Just before lunch, the Mayor’s Office dropped a little tidbit of information you might wanna know: Because of the ongoing State budget [...]

Readers Cameraphone: All The PPA Signs Pointing Directly To Hell Were Already Being Used

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Saw this on Walnut & Juniper: I am always up for streetscape improvements; somehow I don’t think this really qualifies. Also, is it such a far stretch to believe that drivers really are smart enough to figure out where the money goes without these gorgeous signs, perhaps the big green box with a P on [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Maxim Reporter Calls Philly A “Dim-Witted City,” Produces Awkward Moment With Always Sunny Cast

Friday, July 17th, 2009

And that’s something, coming from Maxim. They have articles. Previously: Season 5 Of Always Sunny Debuts Sept. 17th

MP3 Of The Moment: Gemini Wolf, “Sugar”

Friday, July 17th, 2009

You could listen to Gemini Wolf‘s new full-length, Synchronized Eyes, all week long and still not really be able to say what kind of band they are. We know because we just did this. But we know this much: Amidst the electronic pop and fizz banging up against the real-time instrumental and vocal vamping that [...]

What If You Threw A Party With Bell Biv Devoe & Large-Scale Michael Jackson Karaoke And Forgot To Publicize It?

Friday, July 17th, 2009

So, hey, how’s your crazy week of bopping all around the Global Fusion Festival been going? It was news to us, too. But all is not lost: On Saturday, the Global Fusion Festival — which seems not so much “global” as “Latin, Caribbean and R&B” — will descend upon Penn’s Landing for a free, all-day [...]

Casino Update: How In The Hell Was The Video Poker Bill Defeated?

Friday, July 17th, 2009

At right, anti-casino activist Jethro Heiko will explain how — gambling is more and more definitively becoming a matter of dark arts for pols, and rather than forge ahead, they’re finally starting to just vote the way their most vocal constituencies want them to — but that doesn’t make it any less surprising. House Bill [...]

SEPTA’s Peanut Butter Now Officially Mixed In With Google’s Chocolate

Friday, July 17th, 2009

We’d heard this was happening, but gosh-dang those Googlors move fast. A reader writes: I was Googling directions to Green Lane for a MS ride tomorrow, when I noticed Google giving me an option for “public transportation!” Seems like Septa’s finally been integrated with Google Transit, although on further searches, it seems like just the [...]

Do We Really Need A Shroud Of Mystery Around Who The Next Director Of Sustainability Is?

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MEDIA ADVISORY MAYOR NUTTER TO ANNOUNCE DIRECTOR OF SUSTAINABILITY WHO: Mayor Michael A. Nutter WHERE: Mayor’s Reception Room, Room 202, City Hall, Philadelphia WHEN: Friday July 17, 2009 2:00 pm WHAT: Mayor Nutter will announce the City’s new Director of Sustainability to replace Mark Alan Hughes who left [...]

This Evening: Air Conditionings

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

>>> Is it just us, or is this one of the first truly, oppressively hot days we’ve had this summer? It’s positively disgusting; there’s no air in that air. But summer nights like this one can sometimes be the best, as you can finally and without too much guilt crank the shit out of the [...]

Hysteria In The Suburbs: Levittown Wal-Mart Edition

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Judging by the people wandering around aimlessly, trying to keep from getting overwhelmed, one might assume that Wednesday’s events were associated with some sort of catastrophic natural disaster. Instead, they were the result of a new Walmart Supercenter opening in the Levittown Town Center. In the Bucks County Courier Times’ report from the scene, shopper [...]

Philadelphia Somehow Not One Of The 10 Meanest Cities In America

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

We’re not going to spend a lot of time on this because if we wanted to, we could populate this whole site with nothing but posts about lists that Philadelphia is or is not on, but really: How in the joeyventofuckinghell is Philadelphia not on the list of the ten meanest cities in America? The [...]

NYT: By July 30th, Pedro Martinez Will Be Like A Delicious Roasted Pig To Be Shared Among Friends

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Like you, we’ve spent a large part of the day trying to decide how we feel about our newest Phillie, Pedro Martinez. That arm? We think we like it. The cockfighting? If he gets us some wins, we suppose we could learn to love it. But what is up with this pork analogy (made by [...]

Breaking: Black Cops, NAACP Sue To Have Domelights Shut Down

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

In something of a shocker, the message board Domelights.com, a frequent steam vent for Philly Police officers, is being sued by its own. The Guardian Civic League, which represents a large group of African-American Philly cops has just sued to have Domelights shut down, alleging that a large majority of its postings are issued directly [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Gosh, Remember When Philly Had A Real Mafia?

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Nicky the Crow! Salvie Testa! The Chicken Man! Little Nicky! Sigh. From an old A&E show. Part 2 here, part 3 here.

Matador Leaks MP3 From New Kurt Vile LP; Philebrity Tentatively Signs On For “Kurt Villadelphia” Week In Rocktober

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Our love for Philly singer-songwriter/vibe sherpa Kurt Vile is, at this point, no secret. And with the news of Vile’s recent signing to Matador Records and a new record due in October, we’ve been anxiously awaiting the inevitable pre-release mp3 links. And today, the Matablog did just that, releasing cover art and a track from [...]

Lansdale Mary Kay Letourneau More Compelling Than Ever

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Heather Lynne Zeo, the prismatic recording artist/math teacher who came to our attention as the “Lansdale Mary Kay Letourneau” back in May, appeared in court yesterday for a preliminary hearing. After her two 17-year-old “victims” testified against her, the court ruled that Zeo will face charges of child endangerment, despite the fact that she went [...]

Update: Fake Priest Went To Real Jail; Gays Weirded Out Now, Too

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

The case of one Paul Schlear, the local guy who was caught imitating a Catholic priest at the funerals and bedsides of recently fallen Philadelphia Police, just seems to get weirder. As his story was breaking on Monday, we know now that Schlear turned himself in to authorities on that day, where he was charged [...]

Courtroom Sketchbook Artist Captures Fumo’s “River Of Tears”

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Much like our own Conor Corcoran, Aaron Krolikowski spent all day Tuesday in Federal Court, watching the epic sentencing hearing for Vince Fumo. Unlike Conor, Krolikowski drew lots and lots of pictures, all of which are currently up on his website, www.interview-press.com. And if, say, you’re a friend of the prosecution or an enemy of [...]

Flyers Part Of NHL’s Plan To Gradually Say, “Screw It: Let’s Recast Hockey As An Outdoor Gladiator Bloodsport Like They Used To Have In Olden Times”

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

And while we agree, the announcement that the Flyers will go up against the Boston Bruins on New Year’s Day 2010 at the legendary Fenway Park in Boston prompts so many questions: We’re assuming they’ll cover the green with ice? Or will they just get all Fishtown with it, and have some guys in sneakers, [...]

Sneak Peek: A Skatepark Grows In Port Fishtington

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

The long-in-coming redo of Pop’s Playground at Huntingdon St. & Trenton Ave. is finally upon us, and the community-built skatepark is this close to being finished. “We’ve been working with Philadelphia Parks and Rec and utilizing some of the parks and playgrounds effected by the recent budget cuts,” says Exit skate shop’s Steve Miller, who [...]