>>> Oh, look, we’re running a trailer for a porno movie. (Totally work safe.) But this is no ordinary porno movie; it’s one made by people who live near you! (Oh, Philadelphia, thine bar: It is so low!) Anyway, tonight’s the release (ahem) party for PopPorn’s Guide To Making Fuck, the first-ever skin flick made by the city’s second hometown blog written by chronic masturbators. It’s at National Mechanics, but relax, L&I: They’re showing a heavily edited version wherein through the magic of technology, BLACK BARS have been placed over every single genital in the movie. Hott.
>>> ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOTE, we’d like to congratulate our new neighbors PostGreen — they’re the $100K House people — as they celebrate their launch party here at 2424 Studios from 6-9PM. These guys are just down the hall from us, and we’re stoked because we find what they do to be, frankly, amazing and awesome. All are welcome.
>>> Elsewhere: Fleet Foxes and Espers at the Electric Factory; and Polvo, the band who singlehandedly ruined 90s indie rock (source: Joey Sweeney’s Big Book Of Easily Refuted Claims That Just Make People Think He’s A Dick), are at Johnny Brenda’s and this is HUGE deal for The Olds. Hey, did you notice we just ran a trailer for a porno movie?

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