Readers Write: Alive With Pleasure! Or, The Most Interesting Person In The World Right Now
Saw this outside the Keswick. Dude was wearing a wife beater with the phrase written in sharpie: “Dedicated to michael jackson, king of molestors” on the back. On the front, also handwritten in sharpie, was the Korn logo with the words “rock monsters” under it. He was looking for a Metro PCS store because his phone died. He needed to call his dad in philly and ask if it was ok to bring a girl back to the house hahahahaha godspeed young pre-cancerous skywalker…he also claims that Newport refuses to come out and see his tattoo. Shed a tear. My night just became “Alive with Pleasure!” enjoy…
Two things here. One, Reader Oliver (and you know who you are), why didn’t you detain this guy for further evaluation? Two, we finally have evidence that somewhere, there is a white person who smokes Newports. Fascinating.
Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.
July 27th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
the 610 struggle.
July 27th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Dude, I was actually a little worried that he was gonna ask to use my phone and then I’d never see it again…other things of note…he had a discman and a tattoo of a crucifix on his right forearm. I forgot to read the script around it, though. definitely not over the age of 20, either.
“I want Newport to come out and see this. You know, I got it, just cause I love their product”.
I really hope I see him again. If i do, I’ll try and get video. I guess it all depends on how things work out with his girl.