Noontime Nuggetz/Update: Joan Of Arc Already Enjoying Her Time Off At The Cherry Hill Mall

We just received word that Joanie On The Pony is already having fun on her first day off in decades. Last we heard, she got together with a bunch of old friends and took in an aerobics class at Curves, while Mozart hung out in the piano store and Socrates and Billy The Kid tried to pick up chicks outside Auntie Anne’s.

Previously: Joanie On The Pony Hauled Away On A Flatbed!

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    Napoleon was stuffing his face with ice cream. Not even Wilford Brimley could save him from the resulting diabetic coma.