Jonas Brothers (Unfortunately) Wake Up In Philly
HOT NEWS TIP ALERT!!!! OMG!!!OMG!!! The Jonas Brothers Are Here! All Philadelphia residents are advised to leave their place of work, run willy-nilly through the streets, crying and screaming for one of these Pop Gods to take their virginity!!! (or at least sign a body part!!!) Intrepid Local Reporter Jennaphhhrr Phhrrredricks gave us the inside scoop, via that Beacon of Journalistic integrity Perez Hilton, that the boys travel around in a “box” (??) to avoid such scenes!!!! So be sure to keep an eye out for any suspicious looking “boxes” traveling around on 3 pairs of skinny-jeans-clad legs, trailed by hysterically screaming tween girls. This has been a public service announcement from your friends at Philebrity.
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Does anyone else think Jennaphyr looks like she has Down Syndrome?
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Speaking of crying and screaming, (bold) Paul Rudd (unbold) was sighted at Fergie’s last night. You may want to make a separate post about this.