Our buddy/Phileb contributor Brian Hickey has been fairly obsessed with the various people that were duped into appearing in the movie Brüno since we all went to see an advance screening of it on Tuesday. Yesterday, he tracked down karate instructor Danny Shirley, who, spoiler alert, can disable anyone who tries to attack him with three or more dildos. Today, Hickey chats with professional gay-heathen-to-straight-Christian converter Jody Trautwein (pictured), who is every bit as scary as his occupation makes him sound:

Hickey: Living in the bluest city in a blue state, people who read my site are often around those who’d call themselves atheists or agnostics. What would you like them to know or hear since now you have the chance to directly reach them?
JT: God is real. [...] You can be a “Liberty Bell” in someone’s life, with human cracks and flaws included, “proclaiming freedom throughout the land unto all the inhabitants thereof.” Be like those in the “Philadelphia church” in Revelation 3:7 and use the keys God has given you to walk through the doors that lead to His destiny for you and your family’s lives. God bless.

God bless us, everyone of us. And let no foreign invader attack you with dildos as you leave your place of business today.

This entry was posted on Thursday, July 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm.