Archive for June, 2009

Sorry Ladies, But You Will Not Be Reverse-Cougaring Bill Murray At Rouge Anytime Soon

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

You know what we like about Bill Murray? Dude does whatever he wants. Let’s say you’re at a party in Sweden, and Bill doesn’t like what’s going down. Drunk or not, Bill Murray just says “Fuck it” and gets in his golf cart and speeds away, into the night, like it don’t mean a thing. [...]

But Will Twin Saturday Outdoor Music Festivals Finally Bring Together East And West?

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

In case nobody told you, this summer, Philly is pretty much in love with free, outdoor concerts featuring local bands, beverages and everywhere, dogs and babies! And every couple of days, we’re getting word of new ones cropping up, whether it’s a whole series in Penn Treaty Park or one-day-only events like our stage in [...]

Confidential To The Phillies: If You Don’t Own Your Internet, Somebody Else Will

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Three springs ago or so, pre-World Fucking Champions, all of team Philebs went to spring training. As luck would have it, on the way to Clearwater, we scored a media contact with the Phils. After telling him we’d love an interview with ANYONE on the team, we were told that the Phils/MLB only deals with [...]

Kensington Street Justice Is Oh So Real

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

By now, you’re probably aware of the horrific rape and abduction of an 11-year-old girl in Kensington that was discovered earlier in the week, as well as the vigilante attack that nabbed Jose Carrasquillo, now a person of interest in the case, pending DNA test results. Now, whether he turns out to be guilty or [...]

Readers Cameraphone: When You Mumia, The Whole World Mumias With You

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Phileb reader/punk rock legend Scott Beibin is currently on tour in Hamburg, Germany with the Lost Film Festival, and he’s come across this, and many other pieces of Mumia graffiti and ephemera. Apparently, Mumia is still cool in Germany, just like KMFDM and rainbow suspenders. The more you know! Seeing something around town of note? [...]

This Friday At 2424 Studios: The Philebrity Photography Invitational!

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

We’re furiously updating our listings for this, the last First Friday before summer sweeps in and makes all First Fridays kinda lame until September/October, but we have a show we’re dying to tell you about — because it’s ours. For this First Friday, Philebrity has teamed up with our good friend and photographer Dan Murphy [...]

BTW: Can We Turn It Down A Notch With The Kade/Gay Jokes?

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Now, look: We know you are all having tons of fun with our Arthur Kade Photo Caption Contest — as well you should — but we must interrupt for a moment and let you know: Homophobic taunts will automatically get you disqualified from the grand prize, er, package. Even though we’ve all surely wondered whether [...]

Rick Santorum On Black Marriage: I Know Nothing Whatsoever About Black People, People Who Love One Another Or How To Treat My Special Lady Friend

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

You know, usually, we’d do you the courtesy of telling you which part of this to scroll to, so you could go directly to that point in the video and have your head explode accordingly. Not this time. Above, one minute and fifty-one seconds of all-killer, no-filler Santorum spew. You know, it’s times like these [...]

Kerri Lee And Dog Go Under Fire Hydrant, See Rainbows. Translation: Summer Will Come Two Weeks Early This Year!

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

So, uh, thanks for that, Twitter.

Captain Freeshit: Win Tix To See Love Is All Tonight At Kung Fu Necktie!

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

After playing a kick-arse show at the newly-opened Kung Fu Necktie last October, Gothenburg, Sweden’s Love Is All return to the ‘Tie tonight for another round of pure poppy, punky goodness in support of their upcoming Last Choice 12” on the super-groovy What’s Your Rupture? label. Evidently, somewhere in the band’s manifesto is a mandate [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: The Super Man Makes Waves For Philly Boy In L.A.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

The Super Man is Philly native Michael Friedman‘s new web comedy series about an apartment super in Los Angeles, and it’s making waves in that whole webisode-potentially-to-TV kind of way. Take a look. There’s lots to like here.

Reason #3689 Why Temple People Kick The Asses Of Penn People: They’ll Straight Up Camp Outside A Bitch’s House

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Today, June 3rd, at 12:00 PM (noon) a group of Temple University staff and faculty members plan to protest outside the residence of Anne Weaver Hart, Temple Unversity’s president. The group is protesting recent employee layoffs. The protesters will gather on the south side of Rittenhouse Square. It’s unknown how many people will participate at [...]

And Now, Today’s GOOD NEWS: The Pew Class Of ’09 Is Bad Ass

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Marc Brodzik media arts Robert Matthews works on paper Anthony Campuzano works on paper Frances McElroy media arts Sarah Gamble works on paper Ben Peterson works on paper Daniel Heyman works on paper Marco Roth fiction and creative nonfiction Ken Kalfus fiction and creative nonfiction Ryan Trecartin media arts Jennifer Levonian media arts Nami Yamamoto [...]

“Repent America”: Kind Of Like “Welcome America,” But With More Overt Eternal Damnation

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Anti-gay evangelist Michael Marcavage (pictured) is back in the news again, this time for (once again) suing the Philadelphia Police Department for restraining him when he acted like a self-hating, cock-starved monster at a gay pride event here in Philly. Actually, no, sorry the suit is based on him being restrained at not one gay [...]

Update: American Loft — It’s Somebody Else’s Problem Now

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

American Loft (pictured), that towering Northern Liberties testament to the mid-oughts real estate bubble and magical shit factory that was the development firm CREI, finally went to Sheriff’s Sale, just like we told you it would. And the winning bidder is… a company called American Street Lofts, who picked up the $15M building for a [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Building Collapse On Walnut Street Indicates Strong Need For A Vibe Sherpa

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

It could be God’s own belated reaction to Brasserie Perrier closing, maybe it’s the other gods, The Money Gods, howling in the wilderness, “How in the world will This Economy sustain Walnut Street?,” but one thing is for sure: Parts of the 1600 block of Walnut Street have crumbled, and it’s freaky and weird. Be [...]

We Leave You Today With A Challenge: Caption This (Naked) Photo Of Arthur Kade

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Arthur Kade done went an posted a whole reel of photos of, uh, tasteful noodz. And since it’s probably a good hour or two until you’ll be called upon to have to eat something, we want you to stare at this and think of something clever to say, in caption form, in the comments. The [...]

Dan McCaffery: Dickhurt (Still)

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

We mentioned yesterday the Bob Brady “Let’s All Pretend We Don’t Hate Each Other” luncheon for the failed District Attorney candidates. Well, guess who didn’t show? The one and only, Dan McCaffery (pictured), who famously got pwned by a panel of local judges after he’d thought he got that pesky Seth Williams booted off the [...]

Hot New Local Media Trend: Stories About How Mayyybe Philly.com Might Start Charging For Content

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

You little buggers can’t keep it in your pants, can you? One after the other, stories are beginning to crop up whose headlines make it sound like Philly.com is gonna go paid-content any second now, but upon further inspection, reveal that the powers that be are merely thinking about it. Well, no shit, Sherlock. Last [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: Hoags, ‘Kakes, Bakes & Dong

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

· Tastykake Face-Off: The Battle Of The Brownies · Kong Slated To Be The King Of Dai Pai Dong In Philly · CLAAAAM BAAAAKE! · Suck It, Five Dollar Footlong: Hoagiefest Is BACK! All this and more — plus the Phoodie Restaurant Guide and Phoodie Calendar on Phoodie.info, the new food and drink blog from [...]