Update: Confiscated Beatles Deemed To Be Of Smithsonian Quality
In an interesting twist to a story that began over a year ago, the box of illegal Beatles confiscated by U.S. Customs officials at an area post office is now bound for the Smithsonian Museum in Washington, D.C., where will they be put on permanent display. The Beatles (John “Goliath” Lennon, Paul “Hercules” McCartney, and George “Rhino” Harrison) were frozen to prevent them from damaging crops and spreading Beatle Fever to vulnerable teens. Another Beatle found in the box, Ringo “Ladybug” Starr, was not considered necessary to the success of the Smithsonian exhibit and was excluded. Authorities believe that the Beatles entered the country after returning from a tour in Asia, where they were popular with youngsters:
