Gizmodo points us to this collection of Rocky-inspired USB thumb drives, created, of course, by someone in Japan who loves us more than we love ourselves. For years, after all, we’ve wondered just what was behind the red dot, and now we know: A fully functional USB flash drive that’ll run ya ¥ 2,850.00. (You can also get Mr. T and Apollo Creed editions; in Creed’s case, he looks strangely, though not inexplicably, aroused.) Of all the, uh, “improvements” Sylvester Stallone has made to himself over the years, we have to say: Packing a hot 1GB of flash memory down there is a good way to go, if you’re gonna go that way. We bet Brigitte Nielsen misses him more than ever these days.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 at 10:31 am.