This Will Go Nicely With Your Burping Contest: The Brutaltron Bicycle Booze Cruise
At some point on this site over the last few years, we know we’ve made mention of this simple (if shameful) fact at least once before: There is nothing so wonderful and so free as riding your bike around this old town while shitfaced. Yes, it is irresponsible, it is dangerous, and it is most definitely illegal. But so is anything else that is part of your birthright of fun. It is with this moral dilemma in mind that we present for you approval/disapproval the 1st Annual Brutaltron Booze Cruise, which is basically a bunch of people getting together to get hammered and ride bikes around with the vague notion that this is a game/scavenger hunt/whatever. Here’s how it works:
there’s going to be 8 bars and 1 secret stop you need to stop at….at each bar there will be a drink special $1 or $2 beers, or whiskey special…the bartender will sign off on your manifest and you ride to the next bar…at the end of the race theres going to be a sweet prize for 1st place, first person that finishes with his/her manifest 100%..
Like we said. This all goes down the weekend after next, when we will all still be in this weird, rain-infested mid-recession mood and you will still think this is a good idea. We’re right there with ya, buddy. Just don’t forget to put your kickstand up. Ow.
Previously: The Way We Live Now: Burping Contests
June 18th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
i bet someone breaks somethin
and someones gonna pee their pants
June 18th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Way to live up to your name, “tips.” The Law Enforcement Community of Philadelphia salutes you and hereby award thee with the highest honor it can give a member of the Junior Explorer Program.
Everyone knows the secret stop is actually being pulled over by the South Street Station Robocop and the officer with the white framed sunglasses, if they’re not one and the same, backed up by every cop in Philly on bike detail.