Spoken Like Someone Who Just Slept In And Now Feels Utterly Glorious: We Need A Bike That’s Part Blender

fenderblenderWhile we slumbered, a kind reader sent us in a link to this Nerve post about something we never knew we needed until just now: A bicycle blender. You know, for daiquiris. That we can drink while we look out the window, upon our Fishtown Beachfront Property on York St. While we think about posts we could make but decide to go to the Memphis Taproom instead.
I don’t know why, but my body thinks it’s on vacation today. I’ll try to keep it to myself from here on out, but I’m 100% positive that by the end of the day, we’ll be posting Jimmy Buffet videos. For we are all cheeseburgers in paradise.

2 Responses to “Spoken Like Someone Who Just Slept In And Now Feels Utterly Glorious: We Need A Bike That’s Part Blender”

  1. bltaug3 Says:

    I’ve seen a high school student group using one of those bikes selling smoothies at clark park farmers markets.

  2. fichadelphia Says:

    embrace the vacay today.

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