Rick Santorum On Black Marriage: I Know Nothing Whatsoever About Black People, People Who Love One Another Or How To Treat My Special Lady Friend

You know, usually, we’d do you the courtesy of telling you which part of this to scroll to, so you could go directly to that point in the video and have your head explode accordingly. Not this time. Above, one minute and fifty-one seconds of all-killer, no-filler Santorum spew. You know, it’s times like these that we almost wish That Frothy Mixture was still holding public office, just so we could get to experience this all over again.

5 Responses to “Rick Santorum On Black Marriage: I Know Nothing Whatsoever About Black People, People Who Love One Another Or How To Treat My Special Lady Friend”

  1. Dr. Ward Says:

    I referenced that Frothy Mixture in my Arthur Kade comment (#39) but since AK wouldn’t be so keen to know that reference, I had to simply refer to it as “shitty cum splatters.” And now I’m a little perturbed by the fact that it’s come up twice in the last half hour because I’ve been checking in on Philebrity. Sheesh. Can some one with better Photoshop skills than me therefore, please stick Santorum’s dickish little head on Kade’s douchey body so that we can all have some fun commenting on THAT.

  2. John Lightstone Says:

    Excellent idea! Best that I can do:

    http://i43.tinypic.com/mhy8ae.jpg

  3. KellyC Says:

    He’s a real dreamboat that guy.

    http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2009/06/02/rick-santorum-knows-a-lot-about-ladies-and-black-people/

  4. Dr. Ward Says:

    Holy shit Lightstone!! I just saw that and it’s perfectly crude. Thank you. Thank you very much.

  5. Brendangling Says:

    Black people could learn a thing or two about sleeping with the corpses of still born babies from the Santorums.

    Oh thank you, Philebs for giving me another opportunity to see that photo of Santorum’s sad kid. It brings me joy!

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