Ripped From The Comments: The Arthur Kade “American Psycho” Game
A week or so back, we took note of how Arthur Kade‘s blog entries have been going to an increasingly dark and darker place that smacks of nothing so much as Patrick Bateman, the protagonist of American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis; Bateman was played quite memorably in the film version by none other Christian Bale (pictured) with whom, of course, Kade sees himself in a line of new classic Hollywood actors. See how that works? Anyway, one of our commenters picked up on this, and posted this fun game called Arthur Kade or “American Psycho?” on the Facebook group “Arthur Kade-holics Anonymous.” Let’s play a round, shall we?
“A girl who can’t handle her liquor is so unattractive because she looks like a slobbering idiot, and if she’s anything less than a 9, than it’s death”
” I was sharing a room with my boy (We had old-style bunk beds) and one of the girls kept coming in the room to ask if she could sleep with us. It was so annoying because I told her to show me her body first, and finally I decided to let her sleep in bed with me, only if we hooked up.”
Got your guesses ready? OK. They’re both Kade! Ahahahaha. Hoo boy. Just for good measure, let’s throw an American Psycho quote in, just for good measure, that could have just as easily come out of Kade’s mouth:
“I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.”
We hear ya, buddy. We hear ya.
May 27th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Kade is currently holding down 3 of the Top 10 spots on http://tweetingtoohard.com/
Gems!
“All kinds of hot women on Twitter wishing they could get with me. I might have to hold auditions! Might be time to end my “drought”…”
- @ArthurKadeInc
http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1935243915
“All of my friends and people I know think that no one has the ability to seduce a hot girl like me. Everyone thinks I should write a book.”
- @ArthurKadeInc
http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1919839392
“I’m on a self-imposed drought right now, mostly because I don’t want to waste my time with less than a perfect 10.”
- @ArthurKadeInc
http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1919899446
May 27th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Bateman is a hundred times more likeable than Kade though. (Not sure if that’s good or bad …..)
Not to mention better dressed, better job, funnier, etc.
May 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
All due respect, Philebs, but enough already with this guy. I don’t think I would have ever even heard of him.
May 27th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
C’mon, let’s class it up, guys. Leave the cyberbullying to fourteen year-old girls.
May 27th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
No, no: more! This was awfully funny and, far from being bullied, Kade only seems to love the notoriety.
May 27th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I wonder if Terminator: Salvation would’ve been better had they cast Kade instead of Bale.
May 27th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Agreed with t-train, Kade enjoys any kind of attention. The fact that he doesn’t delete the average hundred mostly abusive and derogatory comments per post on his blog is proof. He blissfully looks past the hate and wallows in affirmation of numbers….”100 comments today, 200 tomorrow!”.
I say keep updating us on Kade’s antics here and there. It will give us a laugh without us upping the site hit stats of his blog.
May 27th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Any publicity is good publicity, as long as they spell your name right . . . . so please stop spelling his name right!
May 27th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Well call me old school, but I miss meatspace beatdowns. This soft, pink-handed catty internet crap is tantamount to wearing a training bra.
May 27th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@lord_whimsy
That’s your take on classing it up?
May 27th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I believe ArthurKadeInc on twitter is someone either impersonating Arthur or Arthur impersonating himself. However, he claims it’s not his “real” twitter account.
May 27th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Read the book, Expat.
May 27th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Hahaha. Okay, send me one good sir.