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Philadelphia Park Casino Getting Awfully Mouthy For A Place That’s Basically Just Somewhere Where You Can Lock Your Kids In Your Car And Then Carry Out The Rest Of Your Bottoming Out

philadelphiaparkPhillyEdge reports that Philadelphia Park Casino in Bensalem is currently gloating that it’s gonna get a flashy, dignified new name soon that doesn’t include that dirty, icky word “Philadelphia” and that this 4th of July, they’re going to have an even better fireworks display than Philly does! Now, there’s only one way that both of these claims could possibly be true, and it’s this: Both must contain Bristol whores.
Show us what you got, scumbags.

This entry was posted on Thursday, May 14th, 2009 at 4:05 pm.

3 Responses to “Philadelphia Park Casino Getting Awfully Mouthy For A Place That’s Basically Just Somewhere Where You Can Lock Your Kids In Your Car And Then Carry Out The Rest Of Your Bottoming Out”

  1. julia Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    whoa whoa whoa with the Bristol hate…

  2. expat attack Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Let’s just hope that their “bigger, better” fireworks display accidentally burns the fucker down.

  3. tips Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    @julia: It is not hate. Bristol’s had an active sex trade for years, and it’s time said tradespeople branch out.

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