“Now I’m Gonna Show You All What I Do, You Know, Joe Montana-Style/Arthur Kade-Style”
We’ve got a longer post in the pipeline right now about how, the longer his blog/fucked-up and sad famequest has gone on, Arthur Kade has really started to go to a very, very dark, almost Patrick Bateman-esque place. But when we came upon this video, which shows Kade playing imaginary football with NO ONE in an effort to impress some casting director (who is now unquestionably freaked way the fuck out), we remembered: Sometimes, when you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight and freak yourself in a mirror in the hall of shadows, sometimes, yeah, even that can be fun.
May 12th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I think I’m beginning to get it. It’s as if The Comeback was still on HBO and its website had these video extras of characters in Lisa Kudrow’s world who didn’t quite make the cut for the season. Arthur Kade makes a lot of sense when watched under that assumption.
May 12th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Blue, 32. Blue, 32. You know, Arthur would probably be down the basement knitting a Philly-lady suit if only there were more who rated as 9s or 10s around here.
Hickey, out.
May 12th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Bringing back ‘turkey’ as an epithet starts here and now, babies. Comes from a gentler time. More of a light touch than something like ‘douche,’ which is often sheer overkill. Like killing an ant with a howitzer. No style.
May 12th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
did Philebs post this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqb57pZ33Ws
so good.
especially how he makes it clear that he could have gone to a Cole Hamels party if he wanted to. don’t put the celeb before the acting chops, dude. Gawd.
May 12th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
“I actually almost made the football team in high school.”
May 12th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
i saw kade heading into electric factory tonight around 6pm for animal collective. he was driving a green subaru outback.
i’m still holding to my guns that this is some kind of bizarro hipsterrunoff for d-bags that has gone horribly wrong and now they’re trying to figure out a way to make it interesting. seriously, animal collective? does anyone believe for a second that’s what the dude listens to?
May 13th, 2009 at 1:20 am
I hate to stick up for this guy, but when your post explained that he was playing football with NO ONE (your emphasis) I expected him to be playing football with NO ONE, and obviously, there was someone. Even know this “someone” is probibly as sad or impossibly sadder, as Kade, remember, Everybody is Somebody.
May 13th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Blue, 32. Blue, 32. Yesterday, I woke up thinking Kade was a real guy. Today, I’m not sure. It will alternate daily until someone investigates.
Joey, you’re his friend of Facebook. Can you shed some light?
Hickey, out.
May 13th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
re ghostrocket newsflash dude, animal collective doesn’t get to play the electric factory until the arthur kade’s of the world show up to see it. we’re not talking about the church basement here. people who are not like you sometimes still like the same things as you. don’t be such a scenester
May 15th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
thank you thank you for making the Patrick Bateman reference :)