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Noontime Nuggetz: This Is Why Smart People Need To Start Reproducing, Like, Now

Joey Vento‘s speech at the Philadelphia Tea Party II last month on Independence Mall. For our non-ESL readers, we do believe that some part of this is in English. We just can’t tell which part.

This entry was posted on Monday, May 11th, 2009 at 1:01 pm.

10 Responses to “Noontime Nuggetz: This Is Why Smart People Need To Start Reproducing, Like, Now”

  1. holaolah Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Is drunk Rhea Perlman somewhere in this audience? I swear she’s standing very close to the camera mic.

  2. muffin Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    can some please find out for me who the women yelling “yeah” over and over is? I want to hire her to be my little sidekick.

  3. C. The Impaler Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Will you two please stop making fun of jburnside’s voice.

  4. WHO THE FUCK IS Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Hey, i’ve knew i’ve seen this guy before.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mst3OWcvVOU

  5. Grapesoda Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    youse know.

  6. Allan Smithee Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I wish Christine Flowers was wearing a short leather skirt, thong, and a snug, tight, and boob revealing blouse while teabagging.

    Um… never mind. I only thought that while watching her on youtube.

    I didn’t actually say or write that.

  7. John V. Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Wow, so you *can* go from “a $600 billion health care plan will not succeed” to “We haven’t told nobody you can’t worship your religion” in under seven minutes. Brilliant!

  8. Po Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Really, using breast cancer an argument point? “This is ludicrous”. Yeah, Joey, it is.

  9. Sonny Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4nI-XkeurE&feature=related

  10. Hovering Says:
    May 12th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    It’s the “BigFancyWords”-free Zone! He hits his stride at about 4:15 with his abject fear of Mexicans.

    I love that Mexican restaurant on his block, BTW.

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