Photos Of The Day: Stoya Is A Sexy Ninja
Her father was killed by ninjas; she needs money for karate lessons.
So, this guy Johnny Zito convinced local girl/sexiest person on Twitter/porn star Stoya to star as “Kamikaze SheGun 5000″ in “Kingpin of Pain,” his entry into the The 48 Hour Film Festival. The 48 Hour Film Fest screens its entries next Monday at International House, and while we have every hope that “Kingpin of Pain” is a masterpiece, we also know that Zito has really done enough great work here, simply by getting these work-safe photos of Stoya-as-Ninja out into the world. “A lot of the action centers on her deadly kung fu skills,” says Zito. “Her scissor chokehold can kill a man!” Yeah, we’ve actually heard that before. More photos after the jump.
[Photos: Rory Hanrahan]
May 6th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Johnny Zito is a legend in the making.
May 6th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Team bRoken iPhone FTW!!!
May 6th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
The clothes and make-up are kind of Karen O.
May 6th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I can’t believe Johnny Zito is the shit. Here I thought he was just another South Philly slacker.
May 6th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@sugar town…except Karen O looks like half the chicks in Atlantis on a Saturday night and Stoya is H-O-T HOT!
May 6th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Oh Johnny, you just couldn’t leave the pron world completely behind, could you? :) See you this weekend Stoya! and Annie, I’m pretty sure Zito is still a outh philly slacker.
May 6th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Chuck, the Karen O reference was meant as a compliment. She’s totally gorgeous and not like typical Barbie porn.
May 7th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Sugar Town…understood and agreed!