Of Course, You Silly Person, Of Course Philadelphia Will Have A Team In The Lingerie Football League
PhillyEdge has details today of the forthcoming Philadelphia Passion, this burgh’s entry into the Lingerie Football League, a creation every bit as sad and deathlike, no doubt, as the compulsively masturbating hedge fund manager who probably thought this whole mess up. (Silver lining: Philadelphia Soul fans finally have something to look forward to.) The Passion will play at Sovereign Bank Arena twice next year, and the tailgate scene — “one of the country’s biggest tailgate festivities complete with Beer Gardens, Video Gaming Lounges, Football Challenges, LIVE Music/DJs, Face-Painting, Bar-B-Que Stations etc.” — is already promising to look like an explosion of skanks that would even make Bret Michaels (or Dan Gross) say, “Hey, wow. That’s a lotta skanks.” And it is. And so it shall be. Philadelphia, this shall be your gift to sport.
May 5th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
“Starting at tight-end, from the University of Dangerous Curves…”
May 14th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
No mention that the Sovereign Bank Arena is actually in TRENTON? C’mon Tips!