Archive for April, 2009

Readers Cameraphone: Jimmy Wants To Slip You A Mickey

Friday, April 17th, 2009

You would think that somewhere along the line, The Roots would get around to talking Philly bars with Jimmy Fallon and inevitably use Finnegan’s Wake as the shining example of everything to avoid about Philadelphia period, much less Philly bars. But… no. So it’s Jaeger Bombs and Kamikazes on Jimmy at the Wake, bro! There [...]

Confidential To The Onion: It’s Probably Too Soon

Friday, April 17th, 2009

But now that you mention it, having Harry Kalas narrate the Harry Kalas tribute video is actually a pretty goddamned stellar idea. After all, we have the technology. Why not use it? Previously: Rumblings: Harry The K Edition

Right Now On Phoodie.info: Whiskey And Fish, Plus Some Doings In The Fish

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

· Garces’ Blend: Whiskey And Jose Together Creates Awesomeness Heretofore Nonexistent · S.O.S. Save Our Sushi! · Resturant Week 2.0: Kensington, Fishtown, Port Richmond Edition All this and more — plus the Phoodie Restaurant Guide and Phoodie Calendar on Phoodie.info, the new food and drink blog from Philebrity.

From The Desk Of Kelly Conaboy: In Cold(ish) Blood: The Burglary of Lincoln Financial Field

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

KELLY CONABOY REPORTING, WITH APOLOGIES TO TRUMAN CAPOTE: Rain poured down upon Radnor Township, an area of Delaware County lying along what is known to locals as the “Main Line.” Just northwest of Philadelphia, the brooding sky imposed a menacing atmosphere on the affluent town. Residents went about their generally harmless routines: finishing their meals, [...]

Phashionista: Barney’s Co-Op Opens Today On Rittenhouse

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

The good people at DesignPhiladelphia have a Flickr set up of some of the first pictures to emerge of Barney’s Co-Op, the Philly outpost of the new “style lab” stores from Barney’s of New York. And it looks… expensive. But also, incredibly cool. Damn you, Great Depression 2.0, damn you in your stupid face. Got [...]

Amanda Blank Debut Single Prompts Existential Crisis At Philebrity HQ

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

We love Amanda Blank. I mean, obviously. And in addition to Blank’s obvious talents as a rapper and sort of music-world comedienne, we’re also fans of the way Blank has, over the last few years, become a kind of Zelig-like figure in the music world. She seems to be everywhere, all at once: On TV, [...]

Update: Local Hunt For Totally Cute Hipster Grifter Heats Up

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

If you read yesterday’s post about Doree Shafrir’s New York Observer piece on “The Hipster Grifter” aka Kari Farrell, you’ll be happy to know that: A) As seen above, Sean Agnew is offering a bounty for any info/photos on The Girl Of Our Dreams, and B) Doree wrote a big ‘ol update on the piece [...]

Rumblings: Harry The K Edition

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

>>> As you may know, the Phillies have two days’ worth of Harry Kalas memorials planned this weekend: On Friday night, the Phils will be donning their Harry Kalas memorial patches and presenting a memorial before the 7:05 game against the Padres, and on Saturday, the Phils and the Kalas family will open up Citizens [...]

Philebrity Strongly Endorses: Phoenix, “Lisztomania”

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

They’re cute, they’re French, Saturday Night Live let them do three songs, and they’re teaching the kids all about Franz Liszt. What more could you want? Their new album, Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix, isn’t out until May 26, but trust us, it’s been in heavy rotation over here, and it’s fantastic.

Homegrown (And Damn Near Encyclopedic) Grey Gardens Book Out Next Month

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

With HBO‘s Grey Gardens, starring Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange, debuting this weekend, it’s pretty fair to assume it will jumpstart a whole revival of interest in the original Maysles Brothers documentary from which it was adapted. The HBO adaptation — hotly anticipated by all those in the cult of Big Edie and Little Edie [...]

Cell Phone Ban Passes Unanimously, Affects Anything – And We Mean Anything – With Wheels

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

The cell phone ban we’ve been talking about passed unanimously in City Council today, and Mayor Nutter is expected to sign off on it post-haste. And while we applaud the law wholeheartedly, it is kinda hitting us where we live (see bolds): [...]a first offense calls for a $150 fine ($75 if paid within 10days), [...]

This Evening: This Is A Song About An Old Welsh Witch

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Would you stay if she promised you Heaven? Will you ever win? >>> If we told you the level of chatter among Team Phileb’s immediate friend group surrounding tonight’s Fleetwood Mac show at The Wachovia Center (tix still avail, BTW), you’d swear we were all in our mid-50s. Or that it was 1978. It’s neither, [...]

APB: The Hipster Grifter May Be Hiding Out In Philadelphia, And Not For Nothing, We’d Totally Hit That

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Because, if you didn’t notice, we kinda go for the crazy ones around here. So we read with great interest today ex-Philadelphia Weekly scribe Doree Shafrir‘s riveting tale of “The Hipster Grifter” aka Kari Farrell, who would seem to have a real talent for writing bad checks, lying through her teeth, and leaving people wondering, [...]

Todd Kalas, Your Legacy Awaits You

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

It may be the single most delicate question left by the passing of our beloved Harry Kalas: If Harry was indeed “The Voice of The Phillies” — and oh how he was, and how we’ll miss him, it’s still kind of hard to even think about — who exactly will inherit the throne? It’s here [...]

From The Desk Of Brendan James Walsh: Big Wet Tea Bag Decends On Love Park

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

The massive swell of TeaBaggers on LOVE Park has, quite naturally, brought the city to its knees. BRENDAN JAMES WALSH, RAIN-SOAKED INTERN, REPORTING: As mentioned earlier, Philebrity sent this reporter to the rainy nether region of Center City to report on the Tea Bag Rally. Fueled by a shot of Heaven Hill and an undying [...]

Readers Write: Layoffs At The Franklin Abounding, Storm Brewing For Brass?

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

second round. first for 2009. there was a round late 2008 that went under most radars. couple that with the presidents redick salary/perks. sad picture. Well, that’s a bummer for sure. As Layoffpalooza ’09 rages on, it’s raising the hair on the backs of our necks to see them creep into the academic/museum sector. While [...]

Phashionista: In The Future, Everyone Will Have Their Own Limited Edition Silkscreen T-Shirt Boutique

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

· But the good news is, it would seem the line is finally being drawn in the sand between that goofy Ed Hardy shit you see jagoffs in Old City wearing, and people who simply have a DIY mindset and a simple, clear, witty take on these most modern chest billboards. Take, for instance, the [...]

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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Scroll to 5:40, and all will be revealed at what might be the most unlikely house party in today’s world of music. Also, we like that Sean Combs hangs with indie rock guys now. And also? Shame on you, Simian Mobile Disco! And finally, Diddy? Dropping “She’s A Bad Mamma Jamma” at your house party? [...]

More Readers Cameraphone: Tea Bag Aerial View Reveals Small, Possibly Poisonous, Red, White And Blue Shrub

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

It’s moments like this that we wish we were giants who needed to pee. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Noontime Nuggetz: Tony Luke Jr. Will Say Anything, So Long As You Put “Phillll-laaayyyyy!!!” At The End

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

In this experiment, TLJ takes the bait for the X-Men Wolverine Premiere Thing.