Archive for April, 2009

Popped Fest Bounces Back As Part Of Second Street Festival In June

Monday, April 27th, 2009

When we last cast our eyes in the general direction of Alexis Rosenzweig‘s Popped Festival, things were looking pretty grim. But news finally broke this morning that the Fest has a new lease on life, as part of a massive Second Street Festival in Northern Liberties on Saturday, June 20th. That fest in NoLibs will [...]

Oh, Swine Flu, Up Yours!

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Like you, we spent much of yesterday on a deed of double decadence: Lying around in the air conditionings — IN APRIL, MIND YOU — and learning all about Swine Flu so that we could better fantasize about our own very romantic, consumption-esque, too-beautiful-too-soon inevitable Swine Flu deaths, for which all we can do, at [...]

This Weekend: The One Where We All Pretend That We’re Doing Something Other Than Drinking Beer In The Out-Of-Doors

Friday, April 24th, 2009

FRIDAY: >>> After we killed Sweeney off in last week’s Weekend Picks, we were faced with a terrible, terrible notion: Now we, the living, would have to write Weekend Picks, and eventually know the same fiery hell each Friday that he did, you know, when he was alive. So we did what any good soap [...]

Film Sweat: Oh You Beautiful Zombies

Friday, April 24th, 2009

RECOMMENDED: We can make no claim to you that The Informers, directed by Gregor Jordan and adapted from the Bret Easton Ellis book of the same name will be, in any way, shape or form, quantifiably good. But will say this: The Informers is one of Ellis’ darkest, weirdest books, a loose hodge-podge of short [...]

Johnny Doc Is Still A Classy Bitch Who Is Collecting As Much Data On You As He Can For Later Use, AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Remember Johnny Doc? Johnny is this seriously old school dude who is a top Philly union creep who’s been using his influence (and considerable lunchpail muscle) for years in Philly, trying to affect Philly politics as adversely as possible, often for his own gain, but lots of times, just to fuck with people, because that’s [...]

Brain Trust: Career Change Suggestions For The Newly Fired Officer Bill Thrasher

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Now, the news just broke that everybody’s favorite Officer Friendly was just unceremoniously shitcanned from the Philly Police Department — bravo, Commisioner Chuck! — but we figured we’d get crackin’ (GET IT, CRACK? LIKE THE STUFF THOSE ANIMALS IN THE GHETTO SMOKE, BILL? LULZ) on some career alternatives for the guy. Now, let’s see: Going [...]

Brian Tierney Pentagram Of Doom: Now With Blood-Flavored Money Swirl!

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Let’s begin today with a simple question: When Brian Tierney and his wolfpack of investors bought the Inquirer and Daily News a few years back — “They will greet us as liberators!,” many on the team were heard to say — they did know that these papers were in trouble, right? So, the fact that [...]

This Evening: Transparent Radiation

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

>>> Now might be a good time to blow off the crushing piles of work that still surround you even though it’s Thursday night. Spring fever that shit up, son! Broadzilla is at the Barbary, and Foreign Service is back at 700. >>> And, as noted below, Spectrum at Kung Fu Necktie.

And Now, Five Things We’ve Been Meaning To Tell You About Shadfest

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

1. The Fishtown Shad Fest, to be held this Saturday, celebrates, of all things, the Shad, a small, bony fish that some folks like even better than salmon. Shad used to be all kinds of up in the Delaware, until our grandparents went about the task of killing everything that could ever live in that [...]

Somebody Did Tell Fast Eddie That You Can’t Eat A Tweet, Right?

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Governor Ed Rendell has a Twitter account now. And the colored girls go, do-do-do-do-do-do…

Philly Ad Agency World Strikes New Low; Bragging About IKEA’s Facebook Page Ensues

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

There’s no real reason that this quick round-up of new Philly ad agency clients on the Philadelphia Business Journal‘s website should really raise an eyebrow until you get to this bit, about Brownstein Group‘s newest clients: Ikea USA, to create and manage a Facebook page Confidential to IKEA: You can do that with a computer [...]

Talk The Talk: Sonic Boom AKA Peter Kember

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Peter Kember aka Sonic Boom has been making totally far out head music since 1985, first as half of the legendary group Spacemen 3, and then as Spectrum. And there has never been a time when the music he has made has not been relevant. Kember’s droning guitars, trance figures and blissed-out vibe have an [...]

Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To See Demetri Martin Friday Night At The Tower Theater

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Demetri Martin, as you may know, is like Fabio for girls who worship Amelie and The Decemberists. But did you also know that he is a very funny comedian, and not just a placeholder icon for that girl down the hall so desperate for a long-term relationship that she molts Robert Doisneau posters? Just take [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: “Greetings Black Youth Of Planet Earth! I Am Sun Ra, Ambassador Of The Intergalactic Regions Of The Council Of Outer Space.”

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

It is our great intergalactic pleasure to let you know that “Pathways to Unknown Worlds: Sun Ra, El Saturn & Chicago’s Afro-Futurist Underground, 1954-1968″ opens tomorrow at the ICA. The exhibit includes manuscripts, film footage and other evidence that Sun Ra just might have been the greatest space alien to ever inhabit this city we [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Psychedelic Recycling Trucks Now Officially A Philebrity Meme

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Those Psychedelic Recycling Trucks we told you about the other day were unveiled by The Dude yesterday at Love Park, and a bunch of you were nice enough to send us images like the one above. Thank you! And now, an urban challenge: Send us pics of the trucks in the field, doin’ their thing. [...]

Rumblings: Layoffs! They’re Magic!

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

>>> Oh, Magical God Of Layoffs, please tell me how WHYY just laid off 17 people and not one of them was Dr. Dan, who plagues this office with that “Voices In The Family” show more often than we can admit. [KYW] >>> Follow-up: Those TLA Video cuts we mentioned the other day weren’t as [...]

Budget Travel Magazine, You Really “Get” Us

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Here at Philebs, we’re on the receiving end of no less than two new listicles per week that mention Philadelphia — often infuriatingly so. But Budget Travel‘s “25 Reasons We Love Philadelphia” gives the bird’s eye view of why your friends should come and visit you in Philadelphia so neatly that we just might bookmark [...]

Philly Obviously A Part Of Embarrassing New Wave Of Five-Years-Too-Late Hipster Hatred

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Here we go again. We thought we’d sorted this out before, but apparently not, so listen up, as we’d really like to never have to speak on this subject again: In 2009, there is no such thing as a hipster. “Hipsters” as we know them today are a psychological construct created by breeders and cubicle [...]

Commentroversy: NJ Weedman Reads Philebs/Promises To Open A Weed Store In Camden One Day

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Ed Forchion aka NJ Weedman must have a very, very slow-acting Google alert set up for himself. It was just yesterday, after all, that Ed saw fit to comment on this Philebs post from last month regarding the maybe-possibly-but-not-really likelihood of marijuana being legalized in New Jersey. But if it happens, says NJWM, he’s got [...]

This Evening: Earth Night

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

>>> So, we suppose you should do something Earth-lovin’ for Earth Day, which could really include anything from actually hugging a tree on down to, oh, I dunno, not drinking out of a styrofoam cup. You’ll think of something, including Lord Whimsy‘s (pictured) mini-terrarium demo at Random Tea Room in NoLibs at 6pm. >>> Otherwise, [...]