Archive for April, 2009

The Further Adventures Of Cole Hamels, Crazy Rich Person

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

So, Cole & Heidi Hamels had a big housewarming bash at their new pad at The Arthur Kade of Buildings, whereupon they gushed to Fox 29 that they’d be buying adopting as many as two, two African babies. In the news clip above, you can see Heidi go all googly-eyed when discussing the prospect, knowing [...]

Further Proof The Airline Industry Deserves Whatever Comes To It: Your $138 Harrisburg Dream Weekend

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

I. Round-Trip Last-Minute Airfares for Travel This Weekend* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Price | Depart | Destination/Airline ——————— $138 | PHL | Harrisburg, PA (MDT): US Airways And no, they’re not paying you $138 to go Harrisburg. I mean, they couldn’t.

Appeals Court Decides That No, Philadelphia Police, You’re Not Allowed To Wear A Hijaab On The Job

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

And we wonder exactly when the Officer Thrasher Support Group is going to come to this cop’s aid. You may remember a news story about two years ago concerning Officer Kimberlie Webb, who at that point had been a part of the Philly P.D. since 1995. In ’07, Webb, a Muslim, requested permission to wear [...]

Carla Pillo Mote, You’re Our Hee-ro

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

In this city, it’s inevitable that some of your shit is going to get stolen. And often, there’s not a damned thing you can do about it. But when Red Tettemer exec Carla Pillo Mote had her laptop, wallet and tax papers stolen by a drunken posh exec in a Philly bar, she decided she [...]

Dept. Of Telling But Not Showing: The Fumo Mansion Could Be Yours For A Mere $5.5M (But A Peek Is Free)

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Like us, you’ve been wondering what Vince Fumo‘s Big Crazy Patronage-Built Mansion in Fairmount looks like ever since you first passed the thing whilst on your way to the London Grill. And like us, descriptions like this only make you more desperate to get in there: Absolutely magnificent 1890′s Victorian Mansion. Circa 1890, occupied by [...]

This Evening: Lissy/Phillies

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

>>> As you might have guessed, we’re pretty stoked for the Lissy Trullie/GANG/Cortez Cortez show tonight at The Khyber. The Lissy Trullie EP, Self-Taught Learner, has been getting lots of spins here in the office, and we’re stoked to see them performed in the flesh. If you haven’t checked out Trullie yet, do so above. [...]

Readers Cameraphone: That J.L. Sullivan’s Really Oozes Class

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

And we mean “ooze.” [Submitted by: phillygrrl] Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

National Beat: We Love You, Vermont!

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Awesome things Vermont has given us: Phish, Newhart, Bill W. (we love, love, love drinking but Bill was a sweet dude anyway), lots of nature if that is the kind of thing you go for, Howard Dean, Ben & Jerry’s, Phineas Gage, John Irving, Miranda July, William H. Macy, and Joe Perry! Super-awesome thing Vermont [...]

Kumar Blows Off UPenn & House For Job In The Obama Admin

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Isn’t it just like a Penn kid to come here, act like he’s not here the whole time he is here, and then leave town the very second he can? We speak of Kal Penn (pictured at right, just below the midget wrestler), of course, whom you may know as “Kumar” from the Harold & [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: The Toastess With The Mostest

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

· Local Chef Katie Cavuto To Compete On This Season Of The Next Food Network Star · Phillie Phanatic Double Play Ice Cream Debuts: Mister Met Baby Wipes Not Far Behind · The Toast Post · How To: Make Rainbow Cakes, ‘Cos Funfetti Ain’t Got Shit On This! All this and more — plus the [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Secret Pants’ “Dead Hooker Theater”

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

This here’s the latest from our friends in Secret Pants, and let us be the first to say it: It’s like Tennesee Williams knew that one day, it would be dead hookers that gave his plays the most sympathetic read.

Brain Trust: What Would You Like To See In The Philebrity iPhone App?

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Yesterday, we had the pleasure of sitting down with the guys from Laan Labs — the Philly-based duo that have already brought you The Lightwriter and the Remote Sound Box apps for the iPhone, along with a host of others — to discuss what exactly a Philebrity iPhone App might look like. There were a [...]

Cole Hamels Now Sharing Representation With Undead Daredevils And The Guy Who Had An Intervention On The Apprentice

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Everybody knows that pro athletes, especially once they go big and, say, win the World Series, stand to multiply their incomes to untold levels via endorsements and personal appearances. And like any other agency game, who you choose to represent you on those deals should be contingent on their own successes. So you can understand [...]

Scope This Mixtape: Bo Bliz’s “The Best Of Schooly D”

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

About twice a month, Bo Bliz and Emynd — the guys behind the White Belts & White T’s parties, and lots of others — drop a mix on their blog. This month’s mixtape is one that is particular near and dear to our hearts, as it pays tribute to legendary Philly rapper/inventor of gangsta rap [...]

Hold The Phone, Somebody Is Letting Charles Barkley & Steven A. Smith Give Advice To At-Risk Youth

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Which on the surface is a good thing, but unless they offered the obvious advice — “As you approach middle age, become an egocentric sports pundit who just says crazy shit, like one thing after another, in the most relentless (yet unthreatening) fashion possible, while sometimes courting controversy via a DUI or obvious conflict of [...]

Flexible Flyer, We Hardly Knew Ye

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

So, last night’s big fire in Kensington — if you watch Action News, you know that every night, there’s a big fire in Kensington — was the site where, years ago, Flexible Flyers were once made, before some kind of crazy monster (Racistzilla?) closed up all the factories in the Kenz and the city started [...]

Breaking: Rain Clears, Sun Comes Out, Phileb Staff Hops In The Car To Go To GUIDO BEACH!

Monday, April 6th, 2009

See youse tomorrow!

Details Emerge On The Sugarhouse Shitbox®, The Last Word On One-Story, Hastily-Thrown-Up, Pathos-Ridden Casinos

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Just like we warned you this morning, Mayor Nutter and a bunch of suits from SugarHouse got together this morning to reveal this bit of wonderful news: SugarHouse will be opening an “interim casino” inside of about a year. What the Total Bullshit Campaign Promise is an “interm casino,” you ask? Well, to us, it [...]

Supreme Court Passes On Mumia Re-Trial, But The Craven, Grotesque Mumia Industry Will Never Die

Monday, April 6th, 2009

So, the Supreme Court just negged any chance of themselves ever re-trying the case of (most likely) cop-killing hearthrob (definitely) activist Mumia Abu-Jamal (pictured here modeling American Apparel’s latest line of vintage-inspired eyewear). Which is good news if, like us, you’d just like both sides of MumiaWorld® to just shut the fuck up already, whether [...]

Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To See Lissy Trullie, Gang & Cortez Cortez Tomorrow Night At The Khyber

Monday, April 6th, 2009

We mentioned a few weeks ago how stoked we were to be presenting Lissy Trullie at The Khyber on Tuesday, April 7th. Well, the show is tomorrow, and we’re still psyched — even more so, in fact. Since we talked up the show last, two locals have been added: Gang and Cortez Cortez, both of [...]