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Things Jennifer Weiner Should Probably Hide Before Her Big Entertainment Weekly Photo Shoot

weinerSo, Jennifer Weiner — chick-lit magnate/Queen of Middlebrow/obvious choice for next CEO of Phila. Newspapers Inc. — is going to have her perfume-smelling lilypad of knowing wit photographed for Entertainment Weekly as part of their ongoing series that displays, in photographs, how you can apply the Cribs formula to anything, even mass-market writers. (Though admittedly with less Scarface posters in the final result.) Going through our archives, we realized that there’s quite a lot of clutter lying around Weiner’s house, so we’ve compiled a handy checklist of things for her to pack away or throw out completely before the photogs arrive. Hurry, Jennifer!

  • Her obvious distaste for coffee shops anywhere where there might be homeless people nearby. Also, what are you doing with all of these Cosi napkins?
  • Any and all Twilight-related “erotic fan fiction.”
  • Rejected ABC sitcom scripts. What on Earth would make you think that ABC would ever want to bring Dharma & Greg back? Actually, that’s not such a bad idea. Put that one in the “Do Not Shred” pile. You know, the one that doesn’t have anything in it.
  • Your all-caps button. We’re not sure why you insist on using it every time you type the titles of one of your “novels” on your blog, but seriously, Jenn. Lose it.
  • Improving Your Amazon Rankings For Dummies.

    • Got it? Good. And of course, please remember to make sure Adam looks nice! He’s the one we all want to see in this shoot, anyway.

    This entry was posted on Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:35 pm.

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