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Brain Trust: Career Change Suggestions For The Newly Fired Officer Bill Thrasher

thrasherNow, the news just broke that everybody’s favorite Officer Friendly was just unceremoniously shitcanned from the Philly Police Department — bravo, Commisioner Chuck! — but we figured we’d get crackin’ (GET IT, CRACK? LIKE THE STUFF THOSE ANIMALS IN THE GHETTO SMOKE, BILL? LULZ) on some career alternatives for the guy. Now, let’s see:

  • Going back to school. If you were too fucking dumb to realize that you were a howlingly racist goon, just think of all the other shit you don’t know! May we suggest Temple University? They really do have an excellent j-school. (That’s college talk for “People who make up lies about how much you hate black people.”)
  • Zookeeper. At the zoo, you can wile away your days much as you believed you did when you were on the force, except now you can really tend to all those animals, cleaning up their Typical Lizard Shit, Typical Giraffe Shit, Typical Elephant Shit… the list goes on forever!
  • Trolling in the comments on Philebrity. We hear jburnside is single, hoss. Now would be a great time to, uhm, experiment.
  • Managing your Facebook group. These folks love you!

    • We could do this all day, but you guys should have some fun, too: Get thee in the comments if you’ve got another suggestion.

    This entry was posted on Friday, April 24th, 2009 at 9:34 am.

    • jburnside

      Another example of how spoken truth can ruin you.

      His mistake was in not recognizing that there are two sets of rules in this country. If you cross the line, the thought police will hammer you

      I am betting he files a lawsuit and the city settles for a few million.

    • friendlynerd

      Can you lay out this truth for us, line by line? Those 2 sets of rules too. Inquiring minds want to know, burnie.

    • schmoe

      Can someone please summarize what’s being said on Domelights about this topic. I don’t have the time or inclination to check it out for myself.

    • friendlynerd

      I’m hearing a whole lot of nothing there, burnie – don’t want to spell out your truths for the rest of us?

    • jburnside

      “I’m hearing a whole lot of nothing there, burnie – don’t want to spell out your truths for the rest of us?”

      How about Obama’s chief adviser prior to election, Rev. Wright and his non stop vitriolic spew against white people?

      How do you think it would fly if a white candidate was being coached by the Grand Wizard of the KKK?

      The spoken truth is that one in four Negro males is either in prison, was in prison or committing a violent crime that is going to send him to prison

    • mmmmokay

      “The spoken truth is that one in four Negro males is either in prison, was in prison or committing a violent crime that is going to send him to prison.”

      And that has nothing to do with the way blacks have been treated by whites for the past 400 years. Because slavery and systemic racism has only helped advance the condition of blacks. They should be thanking us!

      And since you seem to be clueless, I’m gonna let you know that this has been a sarcastic comment.