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APB: The Hipster Grifter May Be Hiding Out In Philadelphia, And Not For Nothing, We’d Totally Hit That

n88462246065_7416Because, if you didn’t notice, we kinda go for the crazy ones around here. So we read with great interest today ex-Philadelphia Weekly scribe Doree Shafrir‘s riveting tale of “The Hipster Grifter” aka Kari Farrell, who would seem to have a real talent for writing bad checks, lying through her teeth, and leaving people wondering, “What the hell did that hot, hot Asian chick just do to us?” (Note to Kari: We’re gonna go ahead and guess that the ladies on Team Phileb think you are like insanely cute, too. They also go for the crazy ones.) So imagine the tent we pitched when we got to the next-to-last graf in the story:

The Salt Lake City Police Department remains very, very interested in finding Ms. Ferrell. According to a police spokesperson, if Ms. Ferrell is indeed in New York—or Philadelphia, where several of her friends told me she visited often and talked frequently of moving to—the police are powerless to extradite her without an extradition order from the Salt Lake City District Attorney’s office.

Kari, if you are reading this — and let’s face it, you’re obviously such a narcissistic psycho (and our presumed target reader demographic) that you totally, totally are — GET AT US. We can change you, we know we can. You… could… complete us.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 at 4:17 pm.

  • cb

    This reminds me of all that talk on BCO about that girl that was a huge liar. Not the same?

  • killabee

    she was in my yoga class this morning?

  • Po

    Looks like PW and Gawker have their own version of Jocelyn Kirsch to obsess about.

  • Tim

    Doesn’t Arthur Kade have some hot Asian chick who he hangs out with? Hmmm…

  • Grapesoda

    I used to know a girl who would pull stuff like this. The whole sob story when you first meet her. It was almost down to a science. It went something like this…You meet her..At first she’s incredibly open and honest. Like she instantly cared about you. Eventually you’ll hear about some guy who she date’s/dated who she used to love so much but secretly hated now. Lulling dudes into caring for her on the possibility they might like her. Then she’d do a few nice things for you. Give you a smiths cd or something. That was her thing, the smiths. Then, she would go total all out psycho and play mind games getting whatever emotional attention her boyfriend wasent providing at the expense of these dudes.

    She ended up running into the back of a dumptruck.

    Karma gets you in the end.

  • philatrash

    No worries, BCO is all up on this chick:

    http://board.crewcial.org/thread/view/313561/

  • cummins