Seth Williams Dance Party Is Back On The Block; Danny McCaffery Fudge Cake Most Likely Boiling Over
Well, all’s well that ends well, we suppose: DA candidate Seth Williams has been summarily re-instated on ballot for DA by a panel of three judges apparently not on other, whiter DA candidate Danny McCaffery‘s MySpace top 8. (We’re assuming McCaffrey is a MySpace guy because of his cretinous, do-as-I-say-and-not-as-I-do kind of vibe.) And if we can read between the lines here, the initial decision to remove Williams — which legal and political insiders have been telling us would be overturned from the day it was made — leaves quite a bit of egg on McCaffery’s face, and no small amount of blood in the water now that it’s been reversed. It’s our hope, though, that all that blood will eventually have the same effect as that stuff they put in pools so everybody can find out and then malign whoever pees in the water, and then voters can decide accordingly. We have been largely unimpressed by the DA candidate pool thus far, and the more smackdowns there are like this, the more honest (at least in theory) it should keep the candidates. For now, though, let us direct the McCaffery Campaign to our political correspondent Nelson Muntz.






