And we’re guessing that it’s going to look like the image on the right, balancing on a bed of infirm mud, skirting an historical site, with each point of light that emanates from it actually being either a security camera or a roving laser trying to penetrate the minds of all those within a 90 mile radius who are so stupid as to think the house doesn’t always win. After the big reveal, Sugarhouse execs will confer to Mayor Nutter their traditional gift to new business partners: A Darth Vader mask, a lightsaber, and a voicebox that makes all one’s previous campaign promises sound like dirty, dirty lies that you were a fool to believe in the first place, you stupid Earthling.

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