We Only Mention This Because A City Full Of Bad Tans Would Be Pretty Funny For A Day Or Two (Longer Than That And It’d Be Called “Cherry Hill”)
Just in from the neverending shit machine that is the tips[at]philebrity[dot]com inbox:
Was hoping you could use this – the women (and men!) of Philly must know about the opportunity to head to Hollywood Tans this Saturday for a free tan to get ready for the warm weather that we know is just around the corner!!! You know your readers are secret tanners! :)
Well, we know one, at least. But really, we just like the idea of everybody flooding all local Hollywood Tans on Saturday and see who can get the nastiest orange crisp in the time allowed. It’s all very Jackass. Meetup afterwards at The Raven.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Um…I don’t think you’ve been to Cherry Hill since maybe the 1970s. Or is this a racist joke about how many asian and african-american families have been moving there?
March 31st, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Wrong-o, City Maps. Phileb Staff routinely patronizes the quaint shopping village, helmed by craftsmen and artisan Auntie Anne’s pretzelmakers, that is Cherry Hill Mall.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Ah, yes. Mall = different story.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I grew up in Cherry Hill and was already sitting here with 3 out of 5 of my firefox tabs open to self tanner reviews when this popped up in my reader. It’s like you’re in my head. In a very, very shameful way.
(I just like a hint of tint, okay?)
March 31st, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Anyone check out the new Nordstom’s yet?? I heard it’s bangin’!!
March 31st, 2009 at 3:14 pm
@ ginnyj
Rite Aid has Sublime Bronze tanning spray on hot clearance right now!
March 31st, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Free genital crabs with every free tan!