Ashley Biden Coke Tape Proves Once Again That We Live In A World Where Such A Thing As An Ashley Biden Coke Tape Could Actually Exist
Which is kind of a bummer. Because if you put together all of the currently existing photos and video footage in the world of young people doing drugs — be they Michael Phelps or your moron cousin with the sparkly MySpace layout — you’d have enough content to wrap an American Apparel rainbow suspender around the entire planet. And then you’d have done the unthinkable: You would have made the whole planet look like fucking Mork from Mork & Mindy. Thanks a lot, asshole. So whether the Ashley Biden Coke Tape is real or not, we feel compelled to ask: Who gives a flying fuck. Really.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
it is only relevant if she were snorting that coke off Michelle Obama’s yard of ass
March 31st, 2009 at 9:26 am
Throughout the election I was waiting for something like this to come up. Not that I know AB or have heard anything (too) scandalous about her. But Delaware is a small state, with a small private school community, and like anywhere, people talk. I must say, I think McCain’s camp showed some restraint here.