So, in case you haven’t heard, there is a PIZZA BANDIT currently terrorizing the streets of South Philadelphia. So far, he’s knocked off Pizza Shack (15th and Porter), Two Street Pizza (2nd and Tasker), Jackson Village Pizza (22nd and Jackson) and Queen Village Pizza (4th and Queen Streets). He’s strictly small time, as he’s never made off with more than $150, and police have issued the following description of the perp:

- 35-40-year-old male
- 6’2″ – 6’3″ tall
- Medium build
- Light completion with freckles
- Light brown eyes
- Sandy brown to reddish eyebrows
- Wearing a blue hoodie

So, we’re thinking, Donal Logue, right? You know, The Tao Of Steve? Jimmy The Cab Driver? Grounded For Life? No? Ah, what the hell do we know: All these Two Street Gingers look alike.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 at 11:57 am.