Readers Cameraphone Extra: “I Named My Rabid SEPTA Raccoon ‘Patches!’”

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“Hang In There: Great Depression 2.0 Edition”

Says our reader, who happened upon these lovely creatures at the Lombard-South stop on the Broad Street Line: “Last night, I witnessed first hand what happens to a major city when an economic meltdown causes basic services to be ignored. SEPTA tunnels are now over run by rabies-infected RACCOONS. Do NOT pet them. Although, this one I named PATCHES!”
Oh, dear. More photos after the jump.

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7 Responses to “Readers Cameraphone Extra: “I Named My Rabid SEPTA Raccoon ‘Patches!’””

  1. annelynn Says:

    How do we know this racoon had rabies?

  2. tips Says:

    Glowing eyes.

  3. steadyrain Says:

    Also would’ve accepted: “I call the big one Bitey.”

  4. lord_whimsy Says:

    Eh, it’s just a raccoon kit–little guy. Wouldn’t feed him, though. Buggers can get brazen. And big.

    Further evidence that the denatured 20th century city is becoming a thing of the past; nature’s creeping back into the urban hardscape. London’s full of foxes right now. It’s generally a good thing. Just watch your fingers.

    Trivia: The word raccoon is derived from the Algonquin word ahrah-koon-em, which was the pronunciation used by Chief Powhatan and his daughter Pocahontas, meaning “[the] one who rubs, scrubs and scratches with its hands”.

  5. dUb-iLL Says:

    This post gives me the Hoo-Boo-Geeb-Ieeezz!

  6. mcknappers Says:

    And how does this related to the budget crisis exactly? Do you think there were once racoon catchers that have since been layed off?

  7. expat attack Says:

    Raccoon’s heard the libraries/pools were closing and started hanging out in subways instead.

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