DMac’s New Gig: Teaching Leatherfaces To Tweet
We mentioned yesterday that Philadelphia Will Do blogger Daniel McQuade was probably-not-very-mysteriously dismissed from his post on Friday afternoon. (Where will you get your huzzahs? Where will you get your daily dose of OMG-the-newz-is-funny/hangover excuses? Shh, my child, don’t speak, for we are all heading into a dark and mysterious place.) But we must give credit to DMac for this — he’s either quick on the rebound, or he’s translated all those puppyfucking posts into puppy-sympathy karma, as tonight, DMac will be on Fox29, teaching Kerri-Lee Halkett how to use Twitter. On a related note, how do you get piss stains out of corduroy? Because someone in the office just had a LULZ-induced problem.
March 4th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Where will you get the exact same tired jokes about D-Mac that you’ve been getting for the past four years? Right here at Philebrity.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Ouch.
March 4th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
@Johnny: OK, Quizdick, here’s a new DMac joke for ya:
Q: What do DMac, Phawker and baseball players on steroids all have in common?
A: No comments.
We’ll be here all week.
March 4th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Didn’t Fox play matchmaker between DMac and Goodtimes like a year ago? There was a true blog buddy bond forged there that no snark will break, Philebs.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
@tips Yes, because it’s 2003, and comments are *definitely* a sure sign of quality (not, you know, more than 5 of the same readers making inflated remarks all the time).
Or maybe that’s why you truncate your feeds? For comments? Or perhaps because you follow your own 32% rule and only want people reading 32% of your posts.
Classy as always, Philebrity.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
It’s a JOKE, Anne.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Quizdick. I like it. I think I may use it on my business cards.