Archive for March, 2009

This Evening: Rock It With The Crypt(acize)

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

>>> Fans of the new school of American psych-pop like Crystal Stilts and Vivian Girls will find lots to like in Oakland, CA’s Cryptacize (pictured), who just got off tour with Ariel Pink and play a last minute show at the Saint March Collective pop-up art space at 406 South St. (Check their new video [...]

Film Fest Picks: GS Wonderland

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

GS Wonderland, which stars Chiaki Kuriyama (Kill Bill Vol.1), details the Beatles-inspired GS (Group Sounds) phenomenon that took hold of Japan in the 1960s. Through the eyes of pop group “The Tightsmen,” in which Kuriyama plays the role of a young boy, we see the rise and fall of the group’s incredible popularity — a [...]

Drexel: When The Education Required By Someone With, Say, Only A Tramp Stamp Just Won’t Do

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

The two Drexel University interns we have here were both mortified when we noticed this full-page ad for their Media Arts & Design College in the Cinefest ‘09 program. Mostly though, we’re just hoping this is a dude’s back.

File Under: Research For That Longish Essay On “The Emergence Of The Douche Class” We’re Planning

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Buckhead Saloon, you’re kind of like a terrarium for lesser humans. We mean that in a good way.
Related: Noontime Nuggetz: Heather & Val’s 32 Degrees Birthday Party Prompts The Age-Old Question: What Exactly Is The Term For Lady Douchebags?

Right Now On Phoodie.info: Hunting And Gathering

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

· Truffle Hunting With Phoodie
· You Wish You Had This Dish: Bar Ferdinand’s Gambas Y Cangrego
· How To Lose The Steak Wars: Not Paying Union Contractors Millions Is One Sure Way
All this and more — plus the Phoodie Restaurant Guide and Phoodie Calendar on Phoodie.info, the new food and drink blog from Philebrity.

Captain Freeshit: Win Tix To See An Advance Screening Of Adventureland Tomorrow Night

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

We promise we won’t let this interfere with any Cinefest ‘09 giveaways — check in with us tomorrow for one of those — but for all of you Philistines out there whose idea of classy cinema is, say, Meatballs or Wet Hot American Summer, we got a good one for ya: Adventureland is the latest [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Even Sherman Toppin Thinks Two Liberty Place Is Kind Of Jive, And It’s His Job To Sell It

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

What the shit, people? Only one person in the shower at a time? The windows don’t open? Closets can only hold one “Real Housewives of Center City”’s wardrobe? Fuck it, we’re moving to The Scorechester.
Previously: Press Release Of The Week: Two Liberty Place Revealed As The Arthur Kade Of Buildings

We Only Mention This Because A City Full Of Bad Tans Would Be Pretty Funny For A Day Or Two (Longer Than That And It’d Be Called “Cherry Hill”)

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Just in from the neverending shit machine that is the tips[at]philebrity[dot]com inbox:
Was hoping you could use this – the women (and men!) of Philly must know about the opportunity to head to Hollywood Tans this Saturday for a free tan to get ready for the warm weather that we know is just around the corner!!! [...]

National Beat: As Shameful As It Is For Us To Admit It, We Can’t Believe No One Is Talking About The Dennis Rodman Intervention On Celebrity Apprentice

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

What does it say about the networks that two of the most riveting pieces of television this season have been Dancing With The Stars, where poor Steve-O seems like he’s been in the fight of his life to merely assimilate into normal society, and Celebrity Apprentice, where the pathos surrounding Dennis Rodman’s obvious and howling [...]

The Philebrity Index: Mayo’s Run Edition

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

· Top speed at which DelCo’s Gary A. Mayo led police on a chase from Chester, PA to Center City: 100mph
· Time chase began: 2:30AM
· Number of local highways Mayo led police down in the wrong direction*: 2 (I-676 and I=95)
· Number of gates Mayo crashed through at Lincoln Financial Field during the chase, before going on to [...]

Press Release Of The Week: Two Liberty Place Revealed As The Arthur Kade Of Buildings

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I’m the exact kind of asshole
who’d pay $2M for an apartment with no opening windows.
One of the only really fun things about Great Depression 2.0 — besides the chance to wear barrels, of course — is that it has people talking (both intelligently and non-intelligently) about [...]

CNBC’s Community Service For Batshit Millionaires Reaches Out To Brian Tierney And Lets Him Think Charging $5 A Month For Philly.com Is A Good Idea

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Lots to love in this CNBC clip with Brian Tierney and Walter “Micropayments” Isaacson: Tierney says some things word for word from his BBC interview, floats the idea of both raising printed paper prices and charging around $5 per month for online content, and also maligns the Metro as doing “very, very poorly.” (Um, really?) [...]

Advance Warning: First Friday With Garotas Suecas!

Monday, March 30th, 2009

In case you missed their packed-out Philly debut back in January, Philebrity is frickin’ STOKED to let you know that Brazil’s one and only Garotas Suecas will be back in Philly on Friday night at Kung Fu Necktie. For those of you who love (as we do) the music of Os Mutantes, Gilberto Gil, and [...]

Film Fest Picks: Goodbye Solo

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Set in the rural town of Salem, North Carolina, a happy-go-lucky cab driver is left as a moral agent to decide whether to talk an old man out of suicide or take the money the old man has given him and do as he’s told. Goodbye Solo is incredibly poignant, bleak, and yet beautiful as [...]

Real Talk: Phosphorescent Was One Of The Best Bands We Have Seen In Years. YEARS.

Monday, March 30th, 2009

When we mentioned Saturday night’s Phosphorescent show as one of the standout shows of the weekend in Weekend Picks on Friday, we had no idea that the actual show was going to reduce us to madly grinning, newly minted megafans, people who finally “understood” what people who’ve followed Phish and the Grateful Dead around for [...]

Ashley Biden Coke Tape Proves Once Again That We Live In A World Where Such A Thing As An Ashley Biden Coke Tape Could Actually Exist

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Which is kind of a bummer. Because if you put together all of the currently existing photos and video footage in the world of young people doing drugs — be they Michael Phelps or your moron cousin with the sparkly MySpace layout — you’d have enough content to wrap an American Apparel rainbow suspender around [...]

Brian Tierney Pentagram Of Doom: Philly Newspapers Owe $450K In City Real Estate Taxes, Could Be Out Of Money By July

Monday, March 30th, 2009

This morning, lawyers and brass from Philadelphia Newspapers Inc. — the Inky/DN wing of Philadelphia Media Holdings, currently in the midst of Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection filings — held what’s called an unsecured creditors’ meeting. Basically, it was kind of sideshow to the Chapter 11 proceedings in which PNI rings up anyone who’s got a [...]

All We Can Say Is, Thank God The Philly Phanatic Doesn’t Have Balls

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Because if he did, they might be gone by now.

Captain Freeshit: Win Tix To See The National’s Bryce Dessner Perform At The Rosenbach

Monday, March 30th, 2009

We know a lot of you are big fans of The National, and this Thursday at The Rosenbach Museum & Library, National guitarist Bryce Dessner will be performing a set of songs inspired by Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln seems to everywhere these days — from TV commercials to the thoughts of those pondering the comparisons between [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Villanova Spires, “Bye Bye”

Monday, March 30th, 2009

You know, the Wildcats might be the ones getting all the love right now, but those in the know know who ‘Nova’s real heroes are. These guys. The guys wearing pajama bottoms and singing N’Sync a capella.