Archive for February, 2009

Ted Passon Wants To Replace That Annoying Poster Girls Always Have In Their Dorm Rooms (And Later, Sad Cat-Filled Apartments Because Love Is Not Really Like This)

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

You may know Philly filmmaker Ted Passon from his various exploits, which range from storytelling to getting the city to rally behind him to replace the car he lost during the Phillies’ post-World Series melee. All of which we here at Philebrity have gladly cheered on — we like the way Ted is increasingly engaging [...]

This Evening: My Lady Story

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Antony & The Johnsons play the Keswick Theater tonight. And like a bunch of boneheads, we forgot to give away these tickets we have for it. If you still wanna go and entered before, please resend an email to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “STILL LOVE ANTONY” in the subject header. We’ll pick a winner directly. And then [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: Macaroni And Jeez Louise

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

· Mac N Cheese, Free Beer, Stop Me When I Start Saying Words That Displease You · Could There Finally Be Decent Sushi In South Philly? · Phoodie’s Valentine’s Day Picks · Video: Adam Gertler Dishes All this and more — plus the Phoodie Restaurant Guide and Phoodie Calendar on Phoodie.info, the new food and [...]

Phashionista: A Plea For Tenderness (And Dollars)

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Deep Sleep, where have you gone? You were our favorite place in the world to buy $125 WESC jeans — an idea which seems like a distant cotton-candy memory now. But the Deep Sleep blog hasn’t been updated since Xmas, the for rent sign is in the window, and yo, sign of the times. But [...]

Things That Aren’t In The Paper Anymore: Listings, Horoscopes, (Articles, Ads, Relevance)

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

We hate to keep harping on this, BUT: City Paper and Philadelphia Weekly have been rocking the 64-pages-a-week wafer-thin style for too long to count. After slashing their freelance budgets almost entirely if not completely, the Weekly just laid off some folks as well (most under-reported local media story in recent memory, natch). CP is [...]

Reason #458 Why Brian Hickey Has Become A Totem For Everything That Is Inspiring, Awesome, And Ass-Kicking About Human Beings

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Especially now that Brian Hickey is feeling a lot better, woe betide the person who hit Hickey and ran late last year, leaving him for dead: Hickey just started a Facebook group called Help Me Find The Person Who Almost Killed Me, and when he finds you, he’s going to kick your ass. And so [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: We Knew It All Along — The Philly Mural Arts Program Is An Illuminati Conspiracy!

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Frankly, we’d expect to The Illuminati to have slightly better taste than what passes for most of these murals, but whatever. At least now, WE KNOW. Thanks, YouTube!

Dept. Of Epic, Hilarious, Wonderful FAIL: Comcast Celebrates Superbowl Touchdown With… Wang.

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Now, none of the lovely people (and Philebrity commenters) who work at Comcast in Philly could have anything to do with this — at least we don’t think they could have — but as purveyors of much news regarding one of the city’s biggest private-sector employers, we must tell you: Out in Tucson, Comcast “celebrated” [...]

From The Desk Of Lord Whimsy: Spring Will Be A Little Late This Year

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

It’s official: Phil saw his shadow and we’re in for six more weeks of this (including a winter storm supposedly rolling in later today). Bearing that in mind, we turned to our botanist/author/bon vivant pal Lord Whimsy, who recently told us: This week, I’ve been compiling the photos from all my nature treks and uploading [...]

New Jersey Man Scores A Whopping 5/8 On Philebrity Commenter’s Superbowl Halftime Drinking Game

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

On Friday, we asked readers to clue us in to a Bruce Spingsteen SuperBowl Half-time Drinking Game, and by gum, commenter sleepuntildark totally came through: If Bruce plays a song off his new record, do a shot. If Bruce says “Is there anybody ALIVE out there???” Do a shot. If Bruce says “C’mon Stevie!”, do [...]

And Now, Five Great Things About That One Boy Who Lives On The Bryn Mawr Campus

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

1. Nickname: “Ginger Jesus.” 2. “Being male and having hair like, well, a girl assures him a starring role in the next production [of Hair].” 3. Direct from his Haverford student page… My Top Five: Imperial Collapses Byzantine Ankorian Ottoman Holy Roman Timurid 4. Freaks out visiting boyfriends. 5. “Haverford is good,” said Merriam, “but [...]

Sensing That, Like, If It’s All About Beating The Cardinals, Hell, Anybody Can Beat The Cardinals, Eagles Raise Ticket Prices

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Knowing full well that your average idiot will be — even in Good Ol’ Recessiontimes — more than happy to pay extra to stand in a maximum-capacity stadium with people-moving ramps a-swinging and real, actual rape taking close very, very nearby, the Philadelphia Eagles have raised ticket-prices. Mouth-breathing idiot prole fans can expect to pay [...]